Speculation: Oh Radulov, Where Art Thou...GH?

[SoundwaveIsCharisma]

Well Rads didn't sign with us with the last thread...guess he's not signing with us at all...

Previous thread of mass disappointment: http://hfboards.mandatory.com/showthread.php?t=2073657

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[UncleRisto]

Thou.

 

[hockeyfish]

Thou is just a figment of thine imagination.

 

[SoundwaveIsCharisma]

Thou.

Because you corrected me you have been banned from the thread (also, you haven't been banned, and I'm not changing it as it is entertains me to have it remain the way it is).

 

[Bubba Thudd]

Thou.

^^ This.

 

[SoundwaveIsCharisma]

^^ This.

Fine, I fixed it.

 

[hockeyfish]

Fine, I fixed it.

Boo. Don't cave in.

 

[SoundwaveIsCharisma]

Boo. Don't cave in.

I call it a compromise.

To keep it on topic. Radulov.

 

[hockeyfish]

I call it a compromise.

To keep it on topic. Radulov.

Fine.

Anyway, I maintain my stance from earlier that Radulov doesn't actually exists but is instead a coping mechanism we collectively created to deal with the past two years.

 

[henchman21]

I think we should make it a goal to make sure we close this thread before Radulov signs.

 

[UncleRisto]

Because you corrected me you have been banned from the thread (also, you haven't been banned, and I'm not changing it as it is entertains me to have it remain the way it is).

 

[SoundwaveIsCharisma]

I think we should make it a goal to make sure we close this thread before Radulov signs.

I feel like Radulov will never sign, and will in fact just remain as a lingering hope until he decides to retire having had his fill of our endless optimism/pessimism.

 

[JLo217]

Can we kill another 40 pages before he signs somewhere?

 

[Avs_19]

Is it possible he misjudged his own value/market so now he's just waiting to see if new teams come in after they miss out on others on July 1st? It might be a hit to his ego but taking a one year prove it deal might not be a bad idea.

 

[StayAtHomeAv]

I think we should make it a goal to make sure we close this thread before Radulov signs.

Oh, please God, no. Less posts the better

 

[ASmileyFace]

Can we kill another 40 pages before he signs somewhere?

I bet we can.

 

[The Merchant]

Radulov will sign a reasonable contract with the Avs then, after a few hours of fanbase bliss, he will announce his retirement. It's the only appropriate outcome to end the Saga of Radulov.

 

[henchman21]

I feel like Radulov will never sign, and will in fact just remain as a lingering hope until he decides to retire having had his fill of our endless optimism/pessimism.

So how many threads can we pack in during that time... 35? 40?

 

[AslanRH]

Can we now have a steel cage-ladder-money in the bank match between Radulov and Lucic for Roy's amusement?

 

[UncleRisto]

Can we now have a steel cage-ladder-money in the bank match between Radulov and Lucic for Roy's amusement?

Oh, I know! A safari manhunt where Roy and Sakic have a Jeep and a rifle and the one to survive the longest gets a 6x7 contract.

 

[tigervixxxen]

 

[the_fan]

After this thread gets full, there is gonna be a need for another one for people posting all their disappointments when Radulov signs elsewhere.

 

[forsbergavs32]

Perhaps this Radulov everyone is talking about doesn't really exist and it's all been a government ploy to distract us from something big

 

[Ararana]

Fine.

Anyway, I maintain my stance from earlier that Radulov doesn't actually exists but is instead a coping mechanism we collectively created to deal with the past two years.

Gentlemen, thank you for the afternoon laughs. I laughed my butt off on those.

 

[AMDZen]

Fine.

Anyway, I maintain my stance from earlier that Radulov doesn't actually exists but is instead a coping mechanism we collectively created to deal with the past two years.

Perhaps this Radulov everyone is talking about doesn't really exist and it's all been a government ploy to distract us from something big

You didn't hear it from me, but I heard Rads mother, as part of her work with the KGB during the cold war, was part of the conspiracy to help frame Lee Harvey Oswald. After learning of this during his original tenure in the NHL, the FBI constantly harassed Rads.

There was even one night in 2012, when the feds interrogated him and a fellow Russian until all hours of the morning, causing the teammates to be suspended for the upcoming playoff game. After this Radulov vowed to leave the US and avoid further harassment.

Recently however, the feds offered Radulov asylum from the harassment but only if he comes and plays for the Director of the FBIs favorite team. Nobody is quite sure who his favorite team is but I have heard rumblings that he was seen in Denver attending a Broncos playoff game this past season. Other sightings placed him at the Pepsi center during the same time frame. Time will tell.