hello fans of the pittsburgh ice stick disk team. i have horrendous news. since the #icesport team of the carolina hcanes is a notoriously atrocious group of #hockeymen, every april (month in which the nhl playoffs begin #1team1goal #becauseitsthecup) we resort to the truly embarrassing tradition of drafting ourselves out to bandwagon successful teams (icehockey clubs who qualify for the stanley cup playoffs) at the hockey sporp thing
here's a uh, link, (click it and it will take you to the thread) (the thread about the bandwagon draft on #hcanes hf forum) ------->>>>>
YOU WON'T BELIEVE THESE 32 WEIRD TRICKS FOR FINDING A SUCCESSFUL ICEOVALPUCK TEAM
(so so so so so sry about the whole #jimmyjrrutherford (general manager) (used to generally manages caroline) (now he generally manages penguinteam) thing i can #empathize with how truly destructive he is)
originally i chose the senatorators bcuz my primarhy choices (tampa bay, pittsburgh, other relevant hockey teams, provicdene college) were laready chosen but i found a fellow #carolinemessageboardposter who was willing to trade the pen team for the sen team so here i am!
to intrduce myself: i have an international reputation for being a terrible poster on this webzone. my content is bad and nobody particularly likes to read my postes. i'm hoping posting with you fine yinzer folk will improve my posting skills, and make me a better man all around.
the city of pittsburtg holds a special place in my hart, as i am a huge fan of the stickball diamond sport team known only as simply "the buccos" or "the priates".
i know you all couldn't be more thrilled to have me here, it's an exciting time for everyone involved. my bad luck (curse) (reason for things going awry) will almost certainly result in your glorious team of successful #sportsboys being bounced in the frist round. my sincerest apologies in advance
uhhhhh what else what else. *dammit sg we prepared for this* OH right ummmm if u want to make me a super duper special avatar to \represent/ the black and vegas gold i would be thrilled to use it. also pls teach me any and all board memes you may have so i can properly fit in
tahn kyou,.