Official 2015 Tank Thread Part X And Tanking GDT

[Broken Glass]

This team makes me want to throw up.

 

[sabresfan129103]

I think I need to step away from hockey until the lottery/end of the season. I'm getting way too worked up about this.

 

[fing0rz]

What is our magic number now?

Gained a row so:
Edmonton:
Points: 21
Row magic number: 10
Edmonton owns the head to head. So if they tie at row, Edmonton finishes 29.

Arizona:
Points: 21
Row magic number: 8
Head to head magic number: 3 points (if they get 3,best sabres can do is get 3 thus a tie)
Goal differential: currently Arionza is 16 up. There is no magic number here because there is no limit in goals a game.

 

[Squantosawuss]

Yeah... working for the ****in Yotes.

I thought you were joking...but he IS! LOL!!!!

 

[Beerz]

Gained a row so:
Edmonton:
Points: 21
Row magic number: 10
Edmonton owns the head to head. So if they tie at row, Edmonton finishes 29.

Arizona:
Points: 21
Row magic number: 8
Head to head magic number: 3 points (if they get 3,best sabres can do is get 3 thus a tie)
Goal differential: currently Arionza is 16 up. There is no magic number here because there is no limit in goals a game.

We didn't gain a ROw.

 

[Clock]

Watching this thread has been amazing.

Guys, we're still ****ing awful.

I'm losing the faith, Doak. They're picking up momentum, and the margin of error is quite slim.

 

[jd1970]

The trade deadline showed that the players were well aware that some people were hoping for them to fail; they weren't too happy about it.
Nolan using that as motivation?

 

[Ness]

I don't think I'm going to watch anymore Sabres games this year. It is way too stressful for me and I am beyond furious that they won tonight. I literally hate everything about my favorite hockey team right now. I don't know what else to do, but I can't do this for 10+ more games.

 

[BuiltTagonTough]

Gained a row so:
Edmonton:
Points: 21
Row magic number: 10
Edmonton owns the head to head. So if they tie at row, Edmonton finishes 29.

Arizona:
Points: 21
Row magic number: 8
Head to head magic number: 3 points (if they get 3,best sabres can do is get 3 thus a tie)
Goal differential: currently Arionza is 16 up. There is no magic number here because there is no limit in goals a game.

We did not gain a ROW.

 

[26CornerBlitz]

Gained a row so:
Edmonton:
Points: 21
Row magic number: 10
Edmonton owns the head to head. So if they tie at row, Edmonton finishes 29.

Arizona:
Points: 21
Row magic number: 8
Head to head magic number: 3 points (if they get 3,best sabres can do is get 3 thus a tie)
Goal differential: currently Arionza is 16 up. There is no magic number here because there is no limit in goals a game.

Gained a ROW?

 

[EichHart]

What is our magic number now?

 

[fing0rz]

We didn't gain a ROw.

I meant gained in the reverse sense lol

 

[VaporTrail]

Lindback needs to be benched immediately....Ride Hackett the rest of the way.

Lindback can prove himself all he wants next year.

 

[sabresandcanucks]

We are all going to look back and laugh at this thread in a couple of years. I don't remember a thread so emotionally invested in losing ever.

 

[sjci]

40% of our wins are from the god damn ****ing shootout! **** this team!

 

[EichHart]

40% of our wins are from the god damn ****ing shootout! **** this team!

At least no shootout next season. We will definitely be getting another top 5 pick.

 

[Moskau]

I just don't understand. I'm so confused. All of those charts said we don't win on the road and especially not on back to backs. What gives?

 

[EichHart]

40% of our wins are from the god damn ****ing shootout! **** this team!

This thread is full, start the next one?

 

[BornBuffaloFan]

Wide Right
No Goal
Homerun throw back
Hanifin

 

[26CornerBlitz]

Lindback needs to be benched immediately....Ride Hackett the rest of the way.

Lindback can prove himself all he wants next year.

I'm sure Nolan will get right on that! Count on Lindback starting every single FN game until he drops.

 

[Beerz]

The trade deadline showed that the the players were well aware that some people were hoping for them to fail; they weren't too happy about it.
Nolan using that as motivation?

You have guys getting a shot in the NHL who probably never would under normal circumstances ... You have a goalie trying to remove the clown stigma from his name. We're getting our ***** whooped still but managing to pick up points. It's Sports..that's what happens.

 

[Ralonzo]

Watching this thread has been amazing.

Guys, we're still ****ing awful.

Sabres have been one of the worst NHL teams I can remember and I saw the 80's Leafs and 70's Caps.

And the reward is gonna be drafting some non-phenom prospect who should be contributing in 3 years, in the ****ING MCDAVID-EICHEL draft.

That is almost more Buffalo than Buffalo.

No worries, drunken sailor Murray can trade #3 and Risto and Reinhart and Baptiste and Compher and Fasching to move up to #1. Then McDavid can set up Foligno for the next 10 years, and he'll miss.

 

[MayDay]

Gained a row so:
Edmonton:
Points: 21
Row magic number: 10
Edmonton owns the head to head. So if they tie at row, Edmonton finishes 29.

Arizona:
Points: 21
Row magic number: 8
Head to head magic number: 3 points (if they get 3,best sabres can do is get 3 thus a tie)
Goal differential: currently Arionza is 16 up. There is no magic number here because there is no limit in goals a game.

Do you not get tired of being wrong?

You've been keeping up this shtick all day. You've got to drop it sooner or later, no?

 

[sabresfan129103]

I don't think I'm going to watch anymore Sabres games this year. It is way too stressful for me and I am beyond furious that they won tonight. I literally hate everything about my favorite hockey team right now. I don't know what else to do, but I can't do this for 10+ more games.

I feel the exact same way. I'm seething with anger right now.

 

[tsujimoto74]

We are all going to look back and laugh at this thread in a couple of years. I don't remember a thread so emotionally invested in losing ever.

I have a feeling this thread will only be funny in hindsight if we get our top 2 pick. No slight to Hanifin, but we all know what the real prizes are.

This team is stressful. I'm ready for June.