so because I am sick and twisted. Here we go.
I have strong feelings for the following.
Bickell coming down with the black plague
Toews forgetting game time and decides to go to No Dak and walk around campus all day and misses the game. Meanwhile, NoDak students and alumni are happy to have him visit and make May 13th Toews Day.
Kane takes a cab to Cosettas, cab misjudges the curb, ends up hitting a fire hydrant and exploding in dark scene of irony. Only the cab driver survives, and Kane's ashy body is found holding the incorrect fare in his hands.
Crawford's wife tells him she is cheating on him, but with a woman, so the entire night the guys can relive Slapshot and the Hanrahan scene, but with Crawford.
the league allows Bollig to play again
Coach Q fined for grabbing his nuts again, but it's because some snot nosed kid in a Wild jersey taking a field trip at the science museum kicked him in the groin when he gave a dirty look at the kid.
Joe Mauer shows up for some reason and hits (insert player here) with a bat. Because he sure as hell isn't showing up and hitting things at Twins games.
Kevin Love spreads the love and drop kicks Shaw in the face and then frog splashes him.
Speaking of drop kicking, former Gopher wrestling greats and WWE Superstars Shelton Benjamin and Brock Lesnar give spine busters and headbutts to Hjarlmerson (or however it is spelled on his incredibly massive name plate)
Boogaard's ashes rise from ocean and he is a bouncer at Gate 3, knocking out people wearing the wrong type of jersey.
Demitra scores a hat trick and plays the whole, the plane crash was a hoax bit. Wild sign him for 5 years at 3.5+
Roy pulls the goalie with 9+ left in the 2nd and Brunette scores from a pass from Park and is the game winner.
Seems like a good way to go down eh?