They should just have every seat outfitted with dedicated oxygen lines and SCBAs, attendees will be guided to their seats by an usher hazmat team with oxygen tanks on a cart. For premium seating catheter service is optional to avoid bathroom contamination.
A basic purified oxygen mixture will be provided free of charge but if you are having difficulty maintaining consciousness you can increase your oxygen supply using Rogers best in class high tech iPhone app, for a nominal fee of 49.99 per 1% of additional oxygen. For premium customers, a 12% THC mixture will be piped in after every oilers goal or fight victory.
Due to the experimental nature of this service, in the event of catastrophic failure basic cremation services will be provided by The Calgary flames. Gary Bettman will be available for a brief condolence conference call with immediate family members if all rights to litigation are posthumously waived, while a photocopy of Either Todd Harvey or Brad Winchester’s signature (Dependent on availability) will be mailed at the leagues earliest convenience.