NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - PHASE TEN! Part ONE!

[BernieParent]

Same. Can't stand them. But when I have to wear them, I do enjoy color-coordinating them with my underpants. True story.

Note: I dislike myself for posting this, knowing that Bill Watterson was adamantly against authorizing the commercial use of his amazing characters.

 

[Chuck Downie]

Cavendish Anne of Scream Gables goal song will be

Popcorn by Hot Butter



@BernieParent

 

[BernieParent]

"Amidst this wholly peculiar franchise-building exercise, the ownership of the Tampa Bay FireSticks admit that they particularly enjoy the food categories. The discussion process for our choices evoke wonderful memories of special meals and other great times. The same can be said for our favourite pizza and restaurant. A certain young lady with whom we were quite taken worked at a local restaurant around 1990 called Au Pied du Feu. Among their many delicious varieties of pizza, one stood out by incorporating another wonderful Italian specialty. We are, of course talking about the pizzaghetti.

"How could one not love spaghetti and sauce -- which is the key -- baked into an all-dressed pizza? It is the perfect carb overdose. And now if you will excuse us, we believe we will take an early lunch."

Back it goes to @Lord Defect.

 

[BiggE]

Making our next 2 picks will be:

and

 

[Chuck Downie]

I always think of Pop Up Video when I see Beavis and Butthead.

Pop-Up Video - Wikipedia

 

[Lord Defect]

The St. Paul Stay Pufts introduce our official team Movie Score.
There were quite a few contenders, but we think this one edged out the competition of [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] as well as fit our team a little better.


@Striiker what is best in life?

 

[Striiker]

Team Helmet Sponsor - Honda Powersports

strictly because I want a free motorcycle, which would surely be included in any sponsorship deal

@Captain Dave Poulin

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

A badass fighter.

And a romantic.

But more than anything, a great cook.

Team Chef - Sanji Vinsmoke

@pit

 

[BernieParent]

The St. Paul Stay Pufts introduce our official team Movie Score.
There were quite a few contenders, but we think this one edged out the competition of [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] as well as fit our team a little better.


@Striiker what is best in life?

Just last night I was looking at my list and thinking it was snipe-proof. You, m'Lord, have struck me to the very heart of my franchise score.

 

[Rebels57]

My pups ears are getting hilariously big

 

[Lord Defect]

Just last night I was looking at my list and thinking it was snipe-proof. You, m'Lord, have struck me to the very heart of my franchise score.

I’m not editing the gifs because I can’t do gifs, but your list is the camel And I am Conan.

 

[Lord Defect]

Team Helmet Sponsor - Honda Powersports

strictly because I want a free motorcycle, which would surely be included in any sponsorship deal

@Captain Dave Poulin

You’re not old enough to ride one. You’d be lucky to get a moped

 

[Lord Defect]

My pups ears are getting hilariously big

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Batdog

 

[Striiker]

You’re not old enough to ride one. You’d be lucky to get a moped

 

[BiggE]

They grow up so fast.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

@pit said he is stuck with work stuff for now, so @Hollywood Couturier can go when he is ready.

 

[Striiker]

@JojoTheWhale don't go in the NBA thread

 

[DancingPanther]

@JojoTheWhale don't go in the NBA thread

I have that shit on ignore lol

 

[Striiker]

I have that shit on ignore lol

I read it but I don’t post there.

I recognize that I only have casual fan knowledge of the NBA and the last thing I’m going to do is make the exact mistake I often mock others for making with hockey, where I have opinions on players that are based on a shitty eye test and the repetitive storylines from fans/media. I know nothing so I keep my mouth shut.

That said, it’s fun to read the drama as someone who is only loosely invested.

 

[DancingPanther]

I read it but I don’t post there.

I recognize that I only have casual fan knowledge of the NBA and the last thing I’m going to do is make the exact mistake I often mock others for making with hockey, where I have opinions on players that are based on a shitty eye test and the repetitive storylines from fans/media. I know nothing so I keep my mouth shut.

That said, it’s fun to read the drama as someone who is only loosely invested.

I can't f***ing take the burn Simmons at the stake narrative. It makes me want to stick toothpicks in my pupils

 

[Rebels57]

I can't f***ing take the burn Simmons at the stake narrative. It makes me want to stick toothpicks in my pupils

 

[BernieParent]

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Have I told you my toothpick story?

 

[Rebels57]

Have I told you my toothpick story?

Why would you have?

 

[BernieParent]

Why would you have?

It was an awkward way of inviting someone on here to stop me from retelling it. Long story short, I swallowed one, it perforated my intestine, and I nearly died a month later from the peritonitis.

 

[DancingPanther]

Why would you have?

Because he's a sixers fan? Idk

Bern, I'm on my way to work. When I'm putting scrubs on I want to be reading your toothpick story. You have ~35 mins. Use your time wisely