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NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - PHASE NINE! Part ONE!
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BiggE
SELL THE DAMN TEAM
Hollywood Cannon
I'm Away From My Desk
Pick will be made sometime in near future. Gathering things I need to bring to office currently.
Captain Dave Poulin
Imaginary Cat
Apparently I had an episode when I was typing "to who hear your last pick was."
Hollywood Cannon
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That‘s where you’re wrong Senõr Rival... and I believe he hasn’t been selected according to the chart but it may be wrong but it’s time to bring our rivalry to the next level...
The Las Vegas Desert Ducks are extremely proud to select as our Team Cheerleader... Charles Barkley. We look forward to having Sir Charles spend his time in the City of Las Vegas to see what kind of trouble he can get into and the hilarity that ensues.
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BiggE
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{EVERYBODY’S GOT A PRICE, EVERYONE IS GONNA PAY!!}
Well, well, Jacksonville, stand in the presence of greatness!! If there is one thing the Million Dollar knows, it’s cold, harsh cash baby! BWAHAHAHA!!!!
So, listen up and take notes, Peons!! And maybe, just maybe, you’ll learn something!! BWAHAHAHA!!! The official currency, of the Jacksonville Methgators is,...THE US GREENBACK BABY!!
BWAHAHAHA!!!!!
@Captain Dave Poulin , the floor is yours sir!
Well, well, Jacksonville, stand in the presence of greatness!! If there is one thing the Million Dollar knows, it’s cold, harsh cash baby! BWAHAHAHA!!!!
So, listen up and take notes, Peons!! And maybe, just maybe, you’ll learn something!! BWAHAHAHA!!! The official currency, of the Jacksonville Methgators is,...THE US GREENBACK BABY!!
BWAHAHAHA!!!!!
@Captain Dave Poulin , the floor is yours sir!
BiggE
SELL THE DAMN TEAM
Captain Dave Poulin
Imaginary Cat
With as much time as I will be spending in Japan, it would be incredibly defective to choose any other money.
Team Currency - Japanese Yen
@CanadianFlyer88
Team Currency - Japanese Yen
@CanadianFlyer88
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Hahahaha excellent pick!! I'm actually laughing. Great job
EDIT: Do you want chuck to be your NOTABLE TEAM FAN or your Cheerleader??
Hollywood Cannon
I'm Away From My Desk
Cheerleader. He’s leading the crowd in person. Chuck puts asses in the seats.
Lord Defect
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Time to snipe me people. I actually have all my players this phase picked out.
ajgoal
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CanadianFlyer88
Knublin' PPs
I shook Barkley's hand during my lone trip to Vegas. He was coming out of a private room (looked like black jack, maybe) and he noticed my Flyers hat.
Good dude, Sir Charles.
CanadianFlyer88
Knublin' PPs
Our Legends 4th line will start with the centre. Known as "Little M", he is the younger brother of Hall of Famer, Frank.
Little M played most of his career with the Habs, winning 4 Cups during their 70s dynasty. Often overshadowed by the plethora of Hall of Fame talent on these clubs, he more than held his own, putting up back to back 100 point seasons in 75 & 76.
He finished his career in the IHL playing for the hilariously named Toledo Goaldiggers.
The Seattle Sockeyes are proud to select C Pete Mahovlich.
Over to @pit!
Little M played most of his career with the Habs, winning 4 Cups during their 70s dynasty. Often overshadowed by the plethora of Hall of Fame talent on these clubs, he more than held his own, putting up back to back 100 point seasons in 75 & 76.
He finished his career in the IHL playing for the hilariously named Toledo Goaldiggers.
The Seattle Sockeyes are proud to select C Pete Mahovlich.
Over to @pit!
mja
Everything was beautiful, and nothing hurt
BiggE
SELL THE DAMN TEAM
In search of players, I will be googling “idiot hockey players with stupid names from way back when”
Be afraid
Be afraid
Lord Defect
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GM Doug: Ugggghhh, who is disturbing my nap?
Randy Carlyle: Rise and shine buddy, it's legend picking time.
GM Doug: Ugh, Randy, it's like...noon. Wake me up later.
RC: Come on buddy, if you've got the smarts to pick me, you can pick someone else in your sleep.
GM Doug: That does sound right. I AM smart.
RC: Yeah, and you've got a great knowledge of hockey history.
GM Doug: ... Yeees.
RC: I mean just look at your picks you have...well, 1 player from before expansion so maybe-
GM Doug: No no, see, I've been saving them. They're so good but old and so not known that it's a steal this late. Total steal.
RC: Ok, great.
GM Doug: Yep.
RC: So, pick then.
GM Doug: Yes, yes, I will, just texting someone real quick and...man Wikipedia takes a long time to load.
RC: What?
GM Doug: Nothing, was just telling that to my totally real friend I was texting.
Ok, so the Chimpanzees are pleased to seleeecct wittth theiiir pick, that is toootally coming aaaany second now...Harry Cameron who is was considered one of the first great rushing and scoring defencemen.[1] He scored 88 goals in 121 games in the NHL.
So there we go. RD Harry Cameron.
RC: Why did you say before [1] his goal totals?
GM Doug: No clue what you mean and also, oh hey look, @Rebels57 , it's his pick. Byeee!
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Ok cool I just want to be sure since it seemed like you were trying to mirror my pick!
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It's funny, even though they jokingly go at it on TNT, they really seem like the exact same person. Big goofs with big heartsI shook Barkley's hand during my lone trip to Vegas. He was coming out of a private room (looked like black jack, maybe) and he noticed my Flyers hat.
Good dude, Sir Charles.
Hollywood Cannon
I'm Away From My Desk
I was... but Charles deserves to be more than just the team notable fan.
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The PORTLAND FOG select the only Weather Person truly (sorry Glen) worthy of a 1st round pick, former Philadelphia legend, SHEENA PARVEEN.
I believe she is in San Diego now. A devastating loss to the Greater Philadelphia Area. Rumor has it, she once dated Hartnell.
I believe she is in San Diego now. A devastating loss to the Greater Philadelphia Area. Rumor has it, she once dated Hartnell.
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BiggE
SELL THE DAMN TEAM
The Hartnell thing totally ruins her for me. I mean, for f***s sake, ew!The PORTLAND FOG select the only Weather Person truly (sorry Glen) worthy of a 1st round pick, former Philadelphia legend, SHEENA PARVEEN.
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I believe she is in San Diego now. A devastating loss to the Greater Philadelphia Area. Rumor has it, she once dated Hartnell.
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There's very little chance that rumor has any credibility lol
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