NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - PHASE EIGHT! Part One!

[BiggE]

Don’t be a prude, E. You know you want some.

 

[Magua]

Don't fight it. There has been an awakening....

 

[BiggE]

Don't fight it. There has been an awakening....

If this is the awakening. I’m going back to sleep

 

[ajgoal]

Who the heck is up, anyway?

 

[DancingPanther]

 

[BiggE]

Who the heck is up, anyway?

Uh....huh-huh, uh I got thompthing that’s up, huh-huh

 

[ajgoal]

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Uh....huh-huh, uh I got thompthing that’s up, huh-huh

Remember, after 4 hours you should see a doctor.

 

[Lord Defect]

I guess I’ll throw my hat into the ring for terrible stache

 

[BiggE]

I guess I’ll throw my hat into the ring for terrible stache
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This was a truly defective idea

 

[Magua]

Idea for a future phase, since players are winding down!

Assistant coach(es).

 

[BiggE]

Idea for a future phase, since players are winding down!

Assistant coach(es).

Yes but also, ew

 

[DancingPanther]

I guess I’ll throw my hat into the ring for terrible stache
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Beaut

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Who the heck is up, anyway?

@pit is up.

 

[Young Sandwich]

What the shit is going on here? The speed in the NFL mock is putting this thread to shame.

New category idea: Team Guilty Pleasure. Song, movie, book, food, crossdressing, etc. Something you feel dirty liking.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

What the shit is going on here? The speed in the NFL mock is putting this thread to shame.

New category idea: Team Guilty Pleasure. Song, movie, book, food, crossdressing, etc. Something you feel dirty liking.

We have to get through the categories we all picked already first. We are at the bottom of the order - it's brutal down here.

 

[Young Sandwich]

We have to get through the categories we all picked already first. We are at the bottom of the order - it's brutal down here.

I know, I'm just spouting it out so you can add it to the neverending list. Otherwise I'd forget it immediately.

 

[ajgoal]

Something you feel dirty liking.

The Philadelphia Flyers.

 

[pit]

GM Doug: Celebrity chicken look-alike?

Ok, this sounds like it would take work and research to make happen.

Unless someone wants to do it for me? Seth Jarvis?

Seth Jarvis:

GM Doug: Freakin kids. I can find a pre-used option I guess.

Anyone going to stop me? Break in with a protest? Dooo....something?

Ok, to avoid doing any research, our quick Google search makes our celebrity chicken look-aliiiikkeee.....

uh...

Chicken Judge Judy.

Sure, fine, whatever. Glad that's over. Thanks for all the help chumps.

@DancingPanther . Do something.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

@DancingPanther is choosing the guy who scumbagged Phil Myers. DP can change the position later if he wants.

Team C - Tyson Jost

@BiggE

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Chicken Judge Judy.

Sure, fine, whatever. Glad that's over. Thanks for all the help chumps.

@DancingPanther . Do something.

The likeness is uncanny.

 

[BiggE]

Well let me tell ya something, BROTHER!!
You know dude, the Hulkster loves his sports, even soccer, BROTHER!! But even more than sports, dudes, Hulk Hogan loves rock and roll, BROTHER!!

And especially my fellow Floridian, the late, great Tom Petty, BROTHER!!

So, please welcome the newest Hulkamaniacs to our Methgators family dudes, the GAINESVILLE HEARTBREAKERS!!

Note from BiggE: our colors are red, white black and below is a thought for our logo.

@CanadianFlyer88 , do that thingy thing!

 

[Rebels57]

I protest the very existence of the NFL Mock. Im a Quackverse Loyalist.

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

Our Disney song was used in the timeless classic Gnomeo and Juliet, but it's not a Disney original, so @Hollywood Couturier owes us money when it is played in association with Disney productions.

We ask that you ignore all covered versions, especially that of a certain trashy Canadian band.

Disney song: Saturday Night's Alright (For Fighting) by Elton John.

@Rebels57, double dip time.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I protest the very existence of the NFL Mock. Im a Quackverse Loyalist.

Don't be a hater.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Our Disney song was used in the timeless classic Gnomeo and Juliet, but it's not a Disney original, so @Hollywood Couturier owes us money when it is played in association with Disney productions.

We ask that you ignore all covered versions, especially that of a certain trashy Canadian band.

Disney song: Saturday Night's Alright (For Fighting) by Elton John.

@Rebels57, double dip time.

I believe the rules I set forth were that it could be any song as long as I get money for it... so pick again. (But not really, great pick, great loophole)