Name a good thing to happen to you today.

[John Price]

 

[Legionnaire]

 

[Baby Punisher]

My wife is not pregnant this month.

Good news, the quest for the Rolex Submariner continues.

What era are you looking for?

 

[Baby Punisher]

Just had me some pool sex....and yes, it was with a woman.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Just had me some pool sex....and yes, it was with a woman.

Inflatable. We know.

 

[Baby Punisher]

Inflatable. We know.

Damn it! Found out again!

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Wasn't hard not too.

Anyways I just had a very nice sleep.

 

[John Price]

 

[Goonzilla]

I just cleared a bunch of stuff at work, on a day off, before heading on vacation so I won't have a thing to worry about while away or to attend to urgently when I get back. I love that calm after the storm.

 

[HisIceness]

Damn it! Found out again!

Hey at least she doesn't nag you afterwards

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Hey at least she doesn't nag you afterwards

"Next time be more gentle...I might pop!!!"

 

[Remington 700]

Busted out the 30 foot ladder to pressure wash the back of house. The good? Unlike the Christmas light incident a few year ago I didn't fall off.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Busted out the 30 foot ladder to pressure wash the back of house. The good? Unlike the Christmas light incident a few year ago I didn't fall off.

What Christmas light incident??

 

[Brad Chadwick]

What Christmas light incident??

The one where he fell off, dumby. Don't u read?

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

The one where he fell off, dumby. Don't u read?

I figured there'd be more to it then that. So shut your ***** mouth.

 

[Brad Chadwick]

I figured there'd be more to it then that. So shut your ***** mouth.

*than

 

[Baby Punisher]

Hey at least she doesn't nag you afterwards

If only that were true.

 

[Baby Punisher]

What Christmas light incident??

I wanna know more too....

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Didn't need a nap today.

 

[BigMac1212]

I won an extra inning game on MLB The Show 17.

 

[Remington 700]

I wanna know more too....

Short version, the clips I was using for the lights connect to the under side of the gutters. I leaned too far over and fell about 25 feet into a giant bush my wife planted years ago. Being as I miraculously didn't get hurt I tell people my wife's bush saved me.

 

[Legionnaire]

I was able to eat without vomiting afterward. Hadn't really eaten since Saturday because no matter what I put in it came right up.

 

[JadedLeaf]

I had a great poop.

 

[VoluntaryDom]

quoting = reposting

 

[VoluntaryDom]

I won an extra inning game on MLB The Show 17.