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Be careful what you wish for. It's possible to be falsely accused of having an alt when you really don't.
I know. But I have zero alts. So I fear nothing.
Be careful what you wish for. It's possible to be falsely accused of having an alt when you really don't.
I beat her (Ashlee) at both mini-golfing and also go-carting but she never even got mad not even once. She was totes into the nachos and even had a home-made hot sauce in her clutch. Very fancy girl and she just left out from my place after watching impractical jokers marathon and other things.
#vickisback
#bigvickwin
#prayerswork
A little boys imaginary tale of interacting with a female.What is this?
Definitely an alt gf. In a week he will create his 3rd alt account: AshleeGirl
Or "AshleeGril69" or some ****
Does she know you can't grow a beard??
Obviously not.
I dunno either but.....kids these days.
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I like this imaginary girl Ashlee, could make for some very entertaining fictional stories from you.
Oh and LOL on having a roommate.
Does she have spaghetti arms too?? Or meatball bewbees??
Maybe he wants to stay to watch Impractical Jokers with you??
I'm actually impressed that a go-cart and mini putt place let @VickAshley in as he carried around a blow-up doll.
Did you get a discount??
So Ashlee is coming over to make brunch and you will go play hoops and see a movie, but for some reason 13 minutes ago you are on the HFBoards?
Hmmmmm
You've just been BUSTED. Must be a lot of effort to switch back and forth from your accounts @tonyhawks77
Speaking like someone who has spaghetti arms too...
At least you're honest
Honestly at it's finest
+1 Respect
Must be tough to go through life with basic things confusing you all the time.
I know. But I have zero alts. So I fear nothing.
A little boys imaginary tale of interacting with a female.
I'm not really one for kissing and telling but I have a new bae and she's gr8!!!!Where is the update? What happened
It's obvious to me that this guy ^ obviously had absolutely ZERO dates this weekend and it's sad to me that he spent literally the entire weekend ****-posting a thread about someone having GR8 DATES literally the whole weekend while he spent the whole weekend being pathetic on an OT section of a hockey forum. Imagine being that sad and pathetic posting from two accounts while The Vickster got some sweet action 3 days in-a-row!
SAD!
LIterally 90% of the posts in this thread or at least well-over halve of them are from one lonely, jelly over-the-hill has-been who never even ever was-been, ever. I took them both off of ignore because it's actually making me laugh at this point because it's so sad and pathetic.Imagine spending the whole weekend furiously ****posting strangers on the internet while cramming your mouth full of flaming hot Cheetos and furiously drinking mountain dew code red from your mother's basement...
... and also counting your breadcrumbs of fake currency in your digital piggy bank...
@The Crypto Guy
Imagine laughing this hard at King of the Hill GIFS
It's funny because Vick is Bobby. Figured your feeble mind wouldn't be able to interpret that.Imagine laughing this hard at King of the Hill GIFS
#vickisback
Imagine having a gif folder full of cartoon gifs for your alt to laff at on a thread about gr8 d8s you will never have.Imagine laughing this hard at King of the Hill GIFS
#vickisback