My date went totally gr8!

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Be careful what you wish for. It's possible to be falsely accused of having an alt when you really don't.

I know. But I have zero alts. So I fear nothing.

 

[Lukin1978]

Where is the update? What happened

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Where is the update? What happened

 

[Pharrell Williams]

i have thousands of alts and they are all you.

 

[bottomofthefoodchain]

What is this?

 

[cupcrazyman]

I beat her (Ashlee) at both mini-golfing and also go-carting but she never even got mad not even once. She was totes into the nachos and even had a home-made hot sauce in her clutch. Very fancy girl and she just left out from my place after watching impractical jokers marathon and other things.

#vickisback
#bigvickwin
#prayerswork

Title suggests you're dating someone in Grade 8

 

[The Crypto Guy]

What is this?

A little boys imaginary tale of interacting with a female.

 

[VickAshley]

Definitely an alt gf. In a week he will create his 3rd alt account: AshleeGirl

Or "AshleeGril69" or some ****

I wonder if she has bigger arms than he does?? @The Crypto Guy

Does she know you can't grow a beard??

Obviously not.

I dunno either but.....kids these days.

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I like this imaginary girl Ashlee, could make for some very entertaining fictional stories from you.

Oh and LOL on having a roommate.

Does she have spaghetti arms too?? Or meatball bewbees??

@VickAshley on his date:

Maybe he wants to stay to watch Impractical Jokers with you??

Check me for alt accounts. You'll find zero.

@Fugu
@ColePens
@SoupyFIN

I'm actually impressed that a go-cart and mini putt place let @VickAshley in as he carried around a blow-up doll.

Did you get a discount??

So Ashlee is coming over to make brunch and you will go play hoops and see a movie, but for some reason 13 minutes ago you are on the HFBoards?

Hmmmmm

You've just been BUSTED. Must be a lot of effort to switch back and forth from your accounts @tonyhawks77

Speaking like someone who has spaghetti arms too...

At least you're honest

Honestly at it's finest

+1 Respect

Must be tough to go through life with basic things confusing you all the time.

I know. But I have zero alts. So I fear nothing.

A little boys imaginary tale of interacting with a female.

It's obvious to me that this guy ^ obviously had absolutely ZERO dates this weekend and it's sad to me that he spent literally the entire weekend ****-posting a thread about someone having GR8 DATES literally the whole weekend while he spent the whole weekend being pathetic on an OT section of a hockey forum. Imagine being that sad and pathetic posting from two accounts while The Vickster got some sweet action 3 days in-a-row!

SAD!

 

[VickAshley]

Where is the update? What happened

I'm not really one for kissing and telling but I have a new bae and she's gr8!!!!

 

[VickAshley]

#vickisback

 

[CRM 114]

#VickisBack

 

[Conrad McBenis]

It's obvious to me that this guy ^ obviously had absolutely ZERO dates this weekend and it's sad to me that he spent literally the entire weekend ****-posting a thread about someone having GR8 DATES literally the whole weekend while he spent the whole weekend being pathetic on an OT section of a hockey forum. Imagine being that sad and pathetic posting from two accounts while The Vickster got some sweet action 3 days in-a-row!

SAD!

LMAO

Two things:

A) I am very happy that your dates were successful, it's always a good feeling. I had a pretty "meh" date on Friday and will not be calling that girl back, but it's always good to get out there.

B) Wow, thank you for doing that research. That is quite a lot of ****posting from a ****tier poster. Just so you know, he has at least 3 accounts including a moderator account. Surprised the admins here allow a global moderator to have multiple accounts.

 

[John Price]

#VickIsBack

 

[Conrad McBenis]

Imagine spending the whole weekend furiously ****posting strangers on the internet while cramming your mouth full of flaming hot Cheetos and furiously drinking mountain dew code red from your mother's basement...

... and also counting your breadcrumbs of fake currency in your digital piggy bank...

@The Crypto Guy

 

[VickAshley]

Imagine spending the whole weekend furiously ****posting strangers on the internet while cramming your mouth full of flaming hot Cheetos and furiously drinking mountain dew code red from your mother's basement...

... and also counting your breadcrumbs of fake currency in your digital piggy bank...

@The Crypto Guy

LIterally 90% of the posts in this thread or at least well-over halve of them are from one lonely, jelly over-the-hill has-been who never even ever was-been, ever. I took them both off of ignore because it's actually making me laugh at this point because it's so sad and pathetic.

#prayers4cryptoad
#prayers4hisalts

 

[John Price]

lol rip

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Sweet action eh??

 

[The Crypto Guy]

Sweet action eh??

I'm going to assume he calls her "Tony"

@tonyhawks77

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Thank you thank you I'm here all week

 

[Guerzy]

No lady advice threads.

 

[Guerzy]

@SoupyFIN please see this for what it is and shut it down.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I'm going to assume he calls her "Tony"

@tonyhawks77

"Hmm...Tony....Tonya. That shouldn't be too hard to remember"

 

[CRM 114]

I'm going to assume he calls her "Tony"

@tonyhawks77

Imagine laughing this hard at King of the Hill GIFS

#vickisback

 

[The Crypto Guy]

Imagine laughing this hard at King of the Hill GIFS

#vickisback

It's funny because Vick is Bobby. Figured your feeble mind wouldn't be able to interpret that.

#VickPlaysWithDollsNamedTony

 

[VickAshley]

Imagine laughing this hard at King of the Hill GIFS

#vickisback

Imagine having a gif folder full of cartoon gifs for your alt to laff at on a thread about gr8 d8s you will never have.