Actually just 1 person has tried to twist the statistics and it didn't quite work out like he wanted.
If you limit what he wanted to "getting you to finally shut up", then I suppose that's an accurate characterization.
Here, this might help - all the suspensions and fines for stick infractions since 2015-2016, via scoutingtherefs.com:
Chicago: 4 (Keith 6gm highsticking 15-16, Hartman fine slashing 17-18, Hayden fine highsticking 17-18, Kane fine slashing 17-18)
Detroit: 3 (Nyquist 6gm highsticking 16-17, Ott fine spearing 16-17, Abdelkader fine spearing 17-18)
San Jose: 3 (Vlasic fine dangerous use of stick 16-17, Dillon 1gm slashing 17-18, Thornton fine slashing 17-18)
Winnipeg: 3 (Stafford 1gm highsticking 15-16, Myers fine crosschecking 15-16, Chiarot fine buttending 17-18)
Buffalo: 2 (Myers fine crosschecking 15-16, Scandella fine slashing 17-18)
Colorado: 2 (Landeskog 3gm crosschecking 15-16, Landeskog 4gm crosschecking 17-18)
Columbus: 2 (Dubinsky 1gm crosschecking 15-16, Savard fine slashing 17-18)
St. Louis: 2 (Bortuzzo fine crosschecking 17-18, Sobotka fine highsticking 17-18)
Los Angeles: 1 (Brown fine crosschecking 17-18)
New Jersey: 1 (Gionta fine spearing 15-16)
Ottawa: 1 (Hoffman 2gm crosschecking 16-17)
Philadelphia: 1 (Gudas 10gm slashing 17-18)
Pittsburgh: 1 (Malkin fine spearing 17-18)
Toronto: 1 (Kadri 4gm crosschecking 15-16)
Vancouver: 1 (Prust fine spearing 15-16)
Washington: 1 (Chimera fine buttending 15-16)
Everyone else: 0
Funny, I don't see you railing against the evils of any other teams or coaches on that list - particularly Chicago, Detroit, San Jose, and/or Winnipeg, who have all had the same coaches in that timeframe.
Just because you keep repeating something doesn't make it true.
You seem to have no problem with using that standard yourself.