AfroThunder396
[citation needed]
I know it's been beaten to death, but Ruutu is the biggest waste of roster space and cash in the league.
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- May 1, 2011
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Nonsense!
It hasn't been said ENOUGH!
But seriously though, I'm starting to hate Tootoo more at this point. Both in the same game is like herpes 2.
Seeing Ruutu have to unload a weak shot on Bishop because he's slower than peg leg Joe and had every Tampa skater on his ass, that was hilariously bad.
BenedictGomez
Corsi is GROSSLY overrated
Sick as a dog fell asleep. For the first time being sick and falling asleep not a bad thing. **** you To the Devils with their head up their collective *****. (Henrique) Tootoo RuTu just to name a few.
And for those that want to tank well **** THAT.
And for those that want to tank well **** THAT.
Please could we at least sell them at the deadline. Can't stomach them to watch any games. Dano and his slobbering over anything. Steve and his total lack of sport,speech,and history of the team. DOPE
- May 1, 2011
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Who is RuTu? I'm thinking he might be a suitable replacement for Ruutu, whoever the hell he is.
I'm still laughing at Ruutu's weak shot on Bishop, I think it was in the 3rd. I know it was on the net that the visitor defends in the 1st and 3rd and it seemed later in the game and not in the 1st.
He was so slow, like beyond slow. And he had to get off a quick but very weak shot, because every Tampa Bay skater was breaking in on him. I guess that was one of our three 3rd period shots.
I said before the game that Ruutu's geriatric level speed will be given fits by the speedy Lightning skaters.
But you don't have to speedy to give Ruutu fits, you just have to be reasonably young and in decent conditioning. I pictured a bunch of wheelchairs just blowing by him on that sequence.
I'm still laughing at Ruutu's weak shot on Bishop, I think it was in the 3rd. I know it was on the net that the visitor defends in the 1st and 3rd and it seemed later in the game and not in the 1st.
He was so slow, like beyond slow. And he had to get off a quick but very weak shot, because every Tampa Bay skater was breaking in on him. I guess that was one of our three 3rd period shots.
I said before the game that Ruutu's geriatric level speed will be given fits by the speedy Lightning skaters.
But you don't have to speedy to give Ruutu fits, you just have to be reasonably young and in decent conditioning. I pictured a bunch of wheelchairs just blowing by him on that sequence.
Brooklyndevil
Registered User
I like Dano, however, he never says what he means. Whether the Devils or the opposition. I would love to get Scott Stevens, he speaks well and says what he thinks. And the seems so calm which I actually appreciate. He doesn't go overboard like so many in is field do.
Devilsgrl35
Registered User
When it was announced he was traded and nobody knew where to yet I knew it was us. What a waste of a draft pick.
ForeverJerseyGirl
Registered User
A tribute impromptu
to Tootoo and Ruutu:
Ruutu and Tootoo
are doo-doo,
bad voodoo,
and can't score too.
All this is too true
to give them their due
and to Devils fans' rue.
A short poem composed by me to honor the two players with rhyming names that I hate the most. Feel free to add verses.
to Tootoo and Ruutu:
Ruutu and Tootoo
are doo-doo,
bad voodoo,
and can't score too.
All this is too true
to give them their due
and to Devils fans' rue.
A short poem composed by me to honor the two players with rhyming names that I hate the most. Feel free to add verses.
Devils Dominion
Now we Plummet
I have been calling for Stevens to be brought in to the broadcast fold, but I think he still wants to coach.
Scotty is a much better analyst than Dano.
I think Dano should have Mac's position.
Devils Dominion
Now we Plummet
A tribute impromptu
to Tootoo and Ruutu:
Ruutu and Tootoo
are doo-doo,
bad voodoo,
and can't score too.
All this is too true
to give them their due
and to Devils fans' rue.
A short poem composed by me to honor the two players with rhyming names that I hate the most. Feel free to add verses.
I may print this out and put it in my office.
If you can somehow work in Gionta, it would be gold.
ForeverJerseyGirl
Registered User
I may print this out and put it in my office.
If you can somehow work in Gionta, it would be gold.
Feel free to print it out and hang wherever you like. It's perfect decoration for anywhere.
Adding Gionta would probably mess up the whole rhyme scheme, so maybe he just deserves his own poem.
tr83
Nope, still embarassed
A tribute impromptu
to Tootoo and Ruutu:
Ruutu and Tootoo
are doo-doo,
bad voodoo,
and can't score too.
All this is too true
to give them their due
and to Devils fans' rue.
A short poem composed by me to honor the two players with rhyming names that I hate the most. Feel free to add verses.
A tribute impromptu
Not quite haiku
to Tootoo and Ruutu:
Wait, these guys are who
Ruutu and Tootoo
Infected with the flu?
No, they play like poo,
bad voodoo,
and can't score too.
All this is too true
to give them their due
deserved many a-boo
and to Devils fans' rue
until they get someone new.
ForeverJerseyGirl
Registered User
thethinglonger
Castron & Crew
Not quite haiku
to Tootoo and Ruutu:
Wait, these guys are who
Ruutu and Tootoo
Infected with the flu?
No, they play like poo,
bad voodoo,
and can't score too.
What do they do? Not a clue.
Makes us lose a screw.
They force us to drink brew.
Force us to sniff glue.
Their play makes us spew.
Oh they're back on the ice?
Deja vu.
All this is too true
to give them their due
deserved many a-boo
and to Devils fans' rue
until they get someone new.
Keeping this train rolling
ForeverJerseyGirl
Registered User
tr83
Nope, still embarassed
tr83
Nope, still embarassed
thethinglonger
Castron & Crew
This and the ongoing poem got me to come out of lurking. Hi guys! = D
Brilliant verses by the way
Not quite haiku
to Tootoo and Ruutu:
Wait, these guys are who
Ruutu and Tootoo
Infected with the flu?
No, they play like poo,
bad voodoo,
and can't score too.
What do they do? Not a clue.
Makes us lose a screw.
They force us to drink brew.
Force us to sniff glue.
Their play makes us spew.
Oh they're back on the ice?
Deja vu.
A large bowl of blase stew.
They belong on the ice with my beer league crew.
All this is too true
to give them their due
deserved many a-boo
and to Devils fans' rue
until they get someone new.
to Tootoo and Ruutu:
Wait, these guys are who
Ruutu and Tootoo
Infected with the flu?
No, they play like poo,
bad voodoo,
and can't score too.
What do they do? Not a clue.
Makes us lose a screw.
They force us to drink brew.
Force us to sniff glue.
Their play makes us spew.
Oh they're back on the ice?
Deja vu.
A large bowl of blase stew.
They belong on the ice with my beer league crew.
All this is too true
to give them their due
deserved many a-boo
and to Devils fans' rue
until they get someone new.
- May 1, 2011
- 130,385
- 57,842
Nice! I lost it at the sniff glue part.
I might have been able to come up with something to outdo a few of these, but I've got some extreme writers block these days.
I did rewrite the words of the All In The Family theme song a few years ago on here, and changed the words around about Tallinder when he sucked.
No one really thought it was funny though. That one Swedish poster kept getting mad at me and defending Tallinder, I swear he also used to defend Tedenby and Josefson and Urbom no matter what. Larsson was the only Swedish player he would critique. And the advanced stats people were fighting me on it because he was a good corsi player or something.
ForeverJerseyGirl
Registered User
This and the ongoing poem got me to come out of lurking. Hi guys! = D
Brilliant verses by the way
Welcome to the forum! Hope you enjoy you're time here.
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