MrazeksVengeance
VENGEANCE
- Feb 27, 2018
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The last twenty games of the regular season are upon us. If there was ever a time where we could afford mistakes in the Metropolitan hellscape, that time is passed.
The situation is dire, but it is not nearly as bleak as some of you make it.
DID THE FINNISH GIVE UP WHEN THE ORCISH... I MEAN SOVIET HORDES CAME FROM THE EAST?
NO, THEY BECAME HARDER THAN NOKIA 3310 AND BURIED THEM IN BULLETS, ICE AND SNOW. MOSTLY BULLETS.
DID THE US PARATROOPERS GIVE UP AT BASTOGNE WHEN THEY WERE FREEZING TO DEATH, WHILE SURROUNDED BY GERMAN TANKS?
NO, THE GENERAL SAID NUTS.
DID THE PILOTS OF RAF GIVE UP WHEN PLANES OF THE LITERAL EMPIRE OF EVIL SWARMED THE SKIES OF GREAT BRITAIN?
NO, THEY BECAME THE FEW.
DID THE PEOPLE OF BOHEMIA GIVE UP WHEN THE SWEDISH ARMY OF GENERAL KÖNIGSMARK BARRELED DOWN ON PRAGUE IN THEY DYING MOMENTS OF THIRTY YEARS WAR?
NO, THE VERY F***ING CITY ROSE AGAINST THE INVADERS DESPITE THE FACT THE COUNTRY WAS RAVAGED BY WAR FOR THREE DECADES.
And those were actual dire situations that shaped history, yet people didn't give up. Have some hope, have a little bit of faith and then you shall be worthy of Vengeance.
The situation is dire, but it is not nearly as bleak as some of you make it.
DID THE FINNISH GIVE UP WHEN THE ORCISH... I MEAN SOVIET HORDES CAME FROM THE EAST?
NO, THEY BECAME HARDER THAN NOKIA 3310 AND BURIED THEM IN BULLETS, ICE AND SNOW. MOSTLY BULLETS.
DID THE US PARATROOPERS GIVE UP AT BASTOGNE WHEN THEY WERE FREEZING TO DEATH, WHILE SURROUNDED BY GERMAN TANKS?
NO, THE GENERAL SAID NUTS.
DID THE PILOTS OF RAF GIVE UP WHEN PLANES OF THE LITERAL EMPIRE OF EVIL SWARMED THE SKIES OF GREAT BRITAIN?
NO, THEY BECAME THE FEW.
DID THE PEOPLE OF BOHEMIA GIVE UP WHEN THE SWEDISH ARMY OF GENERAL KÖNIGSMARK BARRELED DOWN ON PRAGUE IN THEY DYING MOMENTS OF THIRTY YEARS WAR?
NO, THE VERY F***ING CITY ROSE AGAINST THE INVADERS DESPITE THE FACT THE COUNTRY WAS RAVAGED BY WAR FOR THREE DECADES.
And those were actual dire situations that shaped history, yet people didn't give up. Have some hope, have a little bit of faith and then you shall be worthy of Vengeance.