GDT: KILL OR DIE, Ep. I SNOWSTORM

[MrazeksVengeance]

The last twenty games of the regular season are upon us. If there was ever a time where we could afford mistakes in the Metropolitan hellscape, that time is passed.

The situation is dire, but it is not nearly as bleak as some of you make it.

DID THE FINNISH GIVE UP WHEN THE ORCISH... I MEAN SOVIET HORDES CAME FROM THE EAST?
NO, THEY BECAME HARDER THAN NOKIA 3310 AND BURIED THEM IN BULLETS, ICE AND SNOW. MOSTLY BULLETS.

DID THE US PARATROOPERS GIVE UP AT BASTOGNE WHEN THEY WERE FREEZING TO DEATH, WHILE SURROUNDED BY GERMAN TANKS?
NO, THE GENERAL SAID NUTS.

DID THE PILOTS OF RAF GIVE UP WHEN PLANES OF THE LITERAL EMPIRE OF EVIL SWARMED THE SKIES OF GREAT BRITAIN?
NO, THEY BECAME THE FEW.

DID THE PEOPLE OF BOHEMIA GIVE UP WHEN THE SWEDISH ARMY OF GENERAL KÖNIGSMARK BARRELED DOWN ON PRAGUE IN THEY DYING MOMENTS OF THIRTY YEARS WAR?
NO, THE VERY F***ING CITY ROSE AGAINST THE INVADERS DESPITE THE FACT THE COUNTRY WAS RAVAGED BY WAR FOR THREE DECADES.

And those were actual dire situations that shaped history, yet people didn't give up. Have some hope, have a little bit of faith and then you shall be worthy of Vengeance.

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[Daeavorn]

Did anyone really expect us to win that game vs Dallas? I mean they're close to NYR levels of kicking our butt. Plus new guys and goalie swapping, im not shocked we lost.

I do think it's time to sit Edmundson. Last night may have been the worst game I've ever seen him play. We absolutely cannot play him on his off side any longer.

I do think we have an issue on the blue line we need to resolve. RBA may have to bite the bullet and bring up a RHD because I'm not sure we can survive with so many playing on their offsides.

 

[Lempo]

I was totally expecting Carolina to do Dallas.

I watch wrong movies apparently.

 

[the halleJOKEL]

just beat pittsburgh 4 times and we are set

 

[Chan790]

DID THE FINNISH GIVE UP WHEN THE ORCISH... I MEAN SOVIET HORDES CAME FROM THE EAST?
NO, THEY BECAME HARDER THAN NOKIA 3310 AND BURIED THEM IN BULLETS, ICE AND SNOW. MOSTLY BULLETS.

It's probably a good thing my kids came as a package with the wife...because I would have named my first-born after Simo Häyhä.

I'm both surprised and disappointed no Finnish goal-scoring wing has ever taken Simo or Häyhä as a nickname.

 

[Unsustainable]

Not sure where this team is at mentally.

 

[The Jerk Store]

What if Galoka thought the Ulus were too ugly to save?

 

[HisIceness]

Win every game.

Every. Single. Game.

Do it.

Do it now.

Thank you.

I mean it.

Good luck soldiers.

 

[MrazeksVengeance]

It's probably a good thing my kids came as a package with the wife...because I would have named my first-born after Simo Häyhä.

I'm both surprised and disappointed no Finnish goal-scoring wing has ever taken Simo or Häyhä as a nickname.

WHITE DEATH WOULD WORK THE BEST I THINK.

Win every game.

just beat pittsburgh 4 times and we are set

I LIKE THESE IDEAS.

 

[Lempo]

When Patrik Laine grew up as a massive fan of Alex Ovechkin, any Winter War references would be anarchronistic at best and moronic by default.

 

[Blueline Bomber]

Slavin-Edmunson pairing in practice.

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[Wolfpuck]

Slavin-Edmunson pairing in practice.

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[CanesFanBudMan]

Edmondson - Slavin
Gardiner - TVR
Fleury - Skjei

 

[SlavinAway]

I guess Slavin is the most likely to be able to cover for any mistakes Eddy makes; but that would mean that Eddy is also most likely going to be on the ice against the other teams top lines....

 

[CanesFanBudMan]

I’m really more concerned about the Gardiner TVR pair

 

[MinJaBen]

Slavin-Edmunson pairing in practice.

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How bad is Bean that this looks like the best option to both the front office and Rod?

 

[Joe McGrath]

I guess Slavin is the most likely to be able to cover for any mistakes Eddy makes; but that would mean that Eddy is also most likely going to be on the ice against the other teams top lines....

I think what it means is that Slavin is going to play 35 minutes and Eddy is not.

 

[AD Skinner]

Edmundson needs to be paired with the press box

 

[Borsig]

Edmundson needs to be paired with the press box

MOTD for canes board.

Sit "steady eddie" and call up Bean. At this point who cares, I want to see Bean.

 

[Tryamw]

Not sure where this team is at mentally.

Somewhere between here and there most likely

 

[Tryamw]

Edmondson - Slavin
Gardiner - TVR
Fleury - Skjei

Those lines say many things not many fill my hard heart with glee. More like existential dread

 

[Wolfpuck]

Edmondson - Slavin
Gardiner - TVR
Fleury - Skjei

When your third pair is your best pair...

 

[MrazeksVengeance]

When your third pair is your best pair...

Hey... PLAYING SLAVIN ALONE IS PRETTY DAMN CLOSE TO IT.

 

[AD Skinner]

"Skjei, that bad turnover is going to cost you some minutes. Eddy, great job getting turnstiled all night long, welcome to the top pair"

 

[Lempo]

"Skjei, that bad turnover is going to cost you some minutes. Eddy, great job getting turnstiled all night long, welcome to the top pair"

The man's gotta learn. The sooner the better.