Jussi Jokinen

[AquaticBirdman]

Trade him for Glass-space!

 

[dr robbie]

#1 Search on Yahoo! currently!

Just saw this and thought it was surprising - Jokinen as the current number 1 search on Yahoo! Never saw that for a non-top tier player before.

 

[AquaticBirdman]

Jokimania is runnin' wild!

 

[Finnpin]

Juice seems uninterested in the workout regimens of mere mortals.

What a great shot. Got this freak of nature talking about fitness and here's juice with a caved in chest and beer gut looking off in the distance.

"I wonder if I'll score another hat trick next game... .... hey coach Granato, what time is it; I'm hungry."

 

[AjaxTelamon]

If we were clever, we'd offer JJ 3 x 3 during the course of this season, and hope he bites. That solves a ton of problems for us over the next few years, including the ability to slide Kunitz or Dupuis out of the top 6 whenever we like.

Why are we talking about trading a Depres for a Palmieri when we have a 31 year old with baby-soft hands who we don't have to give up assets for.

 

[Muscles4Malkin]

If we were clever, we'd offer JJ 3 x 3 during the course of this season, and hope he bites. That solves a ton of problems for us over the next few years, including the ability to slide Kunitz or Dupuis out of the top 6 whenever we like.

Why are we talking about trading a Depres for a Palmieri when we have a 31 year old with baby-soft hands who we don't have to give up assets for.

Who, Kobasew?

 

[HuskerTornado]

Jussi lying in the weeds, stalking his prey. A panther is on the horizon. He will take it down armed only with his bare hands and a stick.

 

[Speaking Moistly]

Look what I found.

 

[Jacob]

If we were clever, we'd offer JJ 3 x 3 during the course of this season, and hope he bites. That solves a ton of problems for us over the next few years, including the ability to slide Kunitz or Dupuis out of the top 6 whenever we like.

Why are we talking about trading a Depres for a Palmieri when we have a 31 year old with baby-soft hands who we don't have to give up assets for.

Because this is Hockeys Future and if a player's not 23 or under they're a washed up human turd who should commit suicide to make room for prospects.

 

[Fordy]

"yeah, obviously, you know and you know

 

[toewsintangibles]

Will be funny is he is snubbed again from the Finnish olympic team

 

[Smacker]

Look what I found.

"Obviously, you know, you know. Yeah, you know..."

 

[Speaking Moistly]

It strikes me that Jussi Jokinen is kind of a ridiculous human being and therefore awesome.

 

[AquaticBirdman]

It strikes me that Jussi Jokinen is kind of a ridiculous human being and therefore awesome.

Jussi-fruit, it gets right to ya...

 

[Fordy]

Jussi J

Three Goal Mafia

 

[Past Considerations]

Look what I found.

Obviously, you know, this pretty amazing, you know.

 

[Past Considerations]

Will be funny is he is snubbed again from the Finnish olympic team

Maybe if he stops producing now and suddenly starts producing after the team has been already named.

 

[Shockmaster]

Obviously, you know, this pretty amazing, you know.

Look out Mike Tomlin, you've got competition.

 

[AjaxTelamon]

Imagine how good he'd be if he ever, you know, exercised.

 

[AquaticBirdman]

Imagine how good he'd be if he ever, you know, exercised.

NO! An in-shape Jussi would easily turn into a perennial 50 goal, 100 point a season scorer. We simply can't afford another one of those right now!

 

[sf expat71]

Because this is Hockeys Future and if a player's not 23 or under they're a washed up human turd who should commit suicide to make room for prospects.

Made me laugh, too true!

 

[wgknestrick]

Look what I found.

Autotune that S! This would make a great song to play when he scores at Console

 

[KIRK]

Look out Mike Tomlin, you've got competition.

Please, Jokinen could go on a one hour cliche ridden tirade and still not come close to what Tomlin spews in one post game press conference.