OT: JojoTheWhale's Carnival Games Corner

[Hollywood Cannon]

@JojoTheWhale you have roughly a 1,000 post runway.

EDIT: Tip #1 from the Torts thread:

I'm not doing this. I will not shut up.

But I will say that there are some where you can gain an advantage. Look for anything with construction required and assume it was done as cheaply as humanly possible, like the races to inflate the clown balloons with water guns. Watch a couple of rounds, paying close attention to the end seats. They're almost always constructed with one shared water line, so the first seat in the run will usually win if everything else is close.

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[JojoTheWhale]

Evil. Pure, uncut evil. I'M SUPPOSED TO BE WORKING.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Evil. Pure, uncut evil. I'M SUPPOSED TO BE WORKING.

 

[Chinatown88]

 

[mja]

 

[Cody Webster]

 

[JojoTheWhale]

I'm furiously Googling for exorcists. Hold on as long as you can. Help is coming.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

I'm furiously Googling for exorcists. Hold on as long as you can. Help is coming.

 

[DancingPanther]

Wtf is going on I drive to Philly for one funeral and all hell breaks loose. What did I miss this time?

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Wtf is going on I drive to Philly for one funeral and all hell breaks loose

Tortorella thread. Jojo threatened us with a good time. I am attempting to take him up on it.

 

[Bruckuss]

I came for the stuffed animals, lol

 

[FatTugboatFlahr]

Oh f*** yes.

 

[BernieParent]

I'm furiously Googling for exorcists. Hold on as long as you can. Help is coming.

I know a guy ...

 

[Beef Invictus]

Evil. Pure, uncut evil. I'M SUPPOSED TO BE WORKING.

I'll go ask the various APTs to take the rest of the day off

 

[Starat327]

This is the f***ing thread I needed.

 

[BringBackHakstol]

At Knoebel's there's a game where you sledgehammer rubber frogs off of a catapult and need to land them on lilly pads. Any advice?

 

[DAVIDE1333]

At Knoebel's there's a game where you sledgehammer rubber frogs off of a catapult and need to land them on lilly pads. Any advice?

Swing for the fences. Go big or go home. Just kidding, I have no clue.

 

[ajgoal]

Proud Whaler

 

[Beef Invictus]

When I have a carnival you'll be able to sledgehammer real frogs

 

[Magua]

Any tips on geek shows?

 

[BigToe]

When I have a carnival you'll be able to sledgehammer real frogs

who hurt u bb

 

[Starat327]

who hurt u bb

 

[Chinatown88]

who hurt u bb

Lil Beef

 

[trostol]

At Knoebel's there's a game where you sledgehammer rubber frogs off of a catapult and need to land them on lilly pads. Any advice?

Yes...don't play lol

 

[BrindamoursNose]

If you're throwing a ball into an apple basket, you MUST:

- Throw underhand
- Put side spin w/touch of front-spin on
- AIM FOR THE LIP OF THE BASKET...like just on the border of hitting the bucket & missing the front of the bucket

If they say you have to throw overhand, walk away because they're corrupt schister carnies that give a bad name to the average corrupt carnies.