GDT: Joe Corvo @ Philadelphia 2/2/2013

[PaulProteus]

Luke DeCock ‏@LukeDeCock
Pat Dwyer has more goals (2) than Alexander Semin, Jordan Staal, Jussi Jokinen, Jiri Tlusty, Zac Dalpe and Chad LaRose combined (1).

And this PP unit right now...

 

[tomdundo]

Set up the one-timer, but make it completely obvious you're doing so = Blocked shot. Set up a one-timer, but have no clue where you're aiming it = Missed shot.

Our PP in a nutshell.

Oh, believe me. I know exactly how those numbers were created. But to see that large of a number is just mind-blowing.

 

[Anton Dubinchuk]

Pat Dwyer, elite NHL sniper.

 

[HisIceness]

Pat Dwyer want $7 million.

 

[snakepliskin]

philly is gassed but we are just shooting from the blueline

 

[tomdundo]

Chip knows what's up:

"Canes on PP is like hoops team that spends lot of time in practice shooting free throws, only to brick 'em in the games."

 

[Anton Dubinchuk]

Screw this team man.

Win the games you're supposed to. **** this.

 

[Joe McGrath]

The special teams are a lot like the shoot out. You practice against a ****** unit, you don't get better. The Canes shooters practice shoot outs against ****yy goalies they don't get better. and vice versa.

 

[tomdundo]

Screw this team man.

Win the games you're supposed to. **** this.

Sounds like NC State this year.

 

[PaulProteus]

M.T. Knett in for Ward.

6-3 final coming right up.

 

[Novacane]

That's ****ing ********.

 

[tomdundo]

...what?

 

[Joe McGrath]

That's a ****ing joke

 

[PaulProteus]

Yeah, that call is a total ****ing .

 

[HisIceness]

Replacement refs.....

 

[Anton Dubinchuk]

Not that the call even matters, but that was an absolute joke.

Ignoring context, that might be the worst call I've ever seen.

 

[PaulProteus]

Wait... crosscheck?

Wat?

 

[HisIceness]

Yeah don't shoot guys, just pass the puck around.

 

[HisIceness]

What is the point of a faceoff with .6 seconds left in a 2 goal game in the winning teams zone?

I mean really, just end it.

 

[Novacane]

Team just can't get above .500...

 

[Joe McGrath]

So does Justin Peters get the start Monday ?

 

[w e l o s t b o y s]

If the special teams are going to continue to be useless this is going to be a long season

well, long for a short one

 

[tomdundo]

So...can we fix this PP please?

I suggest we go back to two defensemen on each PP, and just trash the idea of Semin at the point. He's trying to be a playmaker but nobody can capitalize on his created chances, so maybe he'd be better suited to just sit down low and be ready.

 

[Anton Dubinchuk]

LOL what a ****ing joke. This team is horrible. Worst team in the NHL and they can't put the puck away. 1-for-15 PP goes 3-3. Everything goes wrong except for the Captain.

These guys better wake the **** up. Too much talent to let it go to waste. An absolute joke.

 

[Lucky Lindy]

Yeah don't shoot guys, just pass the puck around.

This. So ****ing this.

Sounds like a good idea to actually shoot when it's like thirty seconds left and your down by two.