OT: Jets Lounge: Calling football "soccer" is bad form, even if it's Christmas

[nobody imp0rtant]

Okay, so, I saw this suit ad from Master Chef from his Twitter account today.

Can.. like, anyone tell me what's going on?

Is he trying to satirize a modelling pose? Is this some clever slam on gendered double standards? Was he just distracted and wanted to just do what the photog wanted so he could get back to watching HNIC Super Saturday? Is this a photomanip?

Jesus, no wonder Dara dumped him.

 

[ps241]

Okay, so, I saw this suit ad from Master Chef from his Twitter account today.

Can.. like, anyone tell me what's going on?

Is he trying to satirize a modelling pose? Is this some clever slam on gendered double standards? Was he just distracted and wanted to just do what the photog wanted so he could get back to watching HNIC Super Saturday? Is this a photomanip?

One of the challenges with a photo shoot is they can talk people into stuff.

 

[Ducky10]

One of the challenges with a photo shoot is they can talk people into stuff.

Like, wearing that suit for example...

 

[AlphaLackey]

I mean, let's be honest, money is money, and I certainly would have done the same for the undoubtedly princely sum they offered him.

But.. yeah. Still makes no sense today.

 

[AlphaLackey]

According to a lady friend of mine with modelling experience, her seasoned opinion is that Schiefele is just an awkward person and as such will make a pretty ridiculous model, and when I showed her the "36 Y'Knows" video, the puzzle pieces all fit. So, I guess, mystery solved. Now to figure out how we're gonna paste Carolina on the tail end of a road-back-to-back...

 

[flyingkiwi]

As one of the few resident females on this board I’d say yeah, Scheifs looks awkward as hell but not unattractive.

 

[ps241]

Like, wearing that suit for example...

The “why don’t you try putting your right hand in your hair” overcoaching moment might have been worse but either way Scheif probably had fun.

 

[nobody imp0rtant]

The “why don’t you try putting your right hand in your hair” overcoaching moment might have been worse but either way Scheif probably had fun.

You know, it's almost like he's looking right at us and thinking, "Shut up with the putting Laine on my line talk, it's giving me a headache".

 

[Robinson2187]

Like, wearing that suit for example...

Looks like a holdover from the ugly suit game last year.

Meh..Scheif would look good in zubaz and a turtleneck CUZ HE SO HANDSOME!

 

[AlphaLackey]

The “why don’t you try putting your right hand in your hair” overcoaching moment might have been worse but either way Scheif probably had fun.

I'm almost thinking that he didn't have a professional photographer and that he just had to send in like an iPhone picture in the suit or whatever. And that it was Wheeler behind the camera just playing the mother of all ribs on him.

BW: "Okay, just.. try and look like a model, eh?"
MS: "You mean like this?" *strikes awkward AF pose*
BW: "Oh, that's PERFECT... *snort*"
MS: "I look okay?"
BW: "Fantastic buddy, they're gonna eat this one up!"

 

[chaos4]

A different colour suit and pose would have been much better.

 

[jefferoni]

Aaron Rodgers est incroyable!

 

[Afterburner]

Okay, so, I saw this suit ad from Master Chef from his Twitter account today.

Can.. like, anyone tell me what's going on?

Is he trying to satirize a modelling pose? Is this some clever slam on gendered double standards? Was he just distracted and wanted to just do what the photog wanted so he could get back to watching HNIC Super Saturday? Is this a photomanip?

He’s hiding a zit on his forehead with his hand

 

[bustamente]

 

[LadyJet26]

A different colour suit and pose would have been much better.

I think he looks good. I told Holden he needs a suit in that colour.

 

[Hammer Slammer]

I think he looks good. I told Holden he needs a suit in that colour.

Okay I thought I was alone haha. I like the suit and the colours.

 

[LucianoBorsato]

Okay, so, I saw this suit ad from Master Chef from his Twitter account today.

Can.. like, anyone tell me what's going on?

Is he trying to satirize a modelling pose? Is this some clever slam on gendered double standards? Was he just distracted and wanted to just do what the photog wanted so he could get back to watching HNIC Super Saturday? Is this a photomanip?

he looks a hell of a lot better than I do.

Also beats this by a country mile:

 

[Afterburner]

he looks a hell of a lot better than I do.

Also beats this by a country mile:

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And wtf is this? Captain Auston Sparrow?

 

[JohnStaymoose]

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And wtf is this? Captain Auston Sparrow?

The thing is with Matthews is I cant get over how much forehead space he has, you can land a Boeing 747 on that thing no problem. Now lets be honest here Schiefs is much better looking than Auston and thats a fact.

 

[Ducky10]

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And wtf is this? Captain Auston Sparrow?

Officer Austin Matthews, Admiral in her Majesty's royal fleet.

Hoist the sails bootneck!

 

[LucianoBorsato]

The thing is with Matthews is I cant get over how much forehead space he has, you can land a Boeing 747 on that thing no problem. Now lets be honest here Schiefs is much better looking than Auston and thats a fact.

his nostril space is nothing to sneeze at either

 

[AlphaLackey]

The thing is with Matthews is I cant get over how much forehead space he has, you can land a Boeing 747 on that thing no problem. Now lets be honest here Schiefs is much better looking than Auston and thats a fact.

Yeah I mean with Matthews, you've basically upgraded to a five-head.

 

[bustamente]

Yeah I mean with Matthews, you've basically upgraded to a five-head.

Potato Head

 

[Afterburner]

Potato Head

We need a photoshop of this

 

[YWGinYYZ]

The thing is with Matthews is I cant get over how much forehead space he has, you can land a Boeing 747 on that thing no problem. Now lets be honest here Schiefs is much better looking than Auston and thats a fact.