I’ll fan the flames since I subscribe to the Athletic, and because it’s more interesting than most of the usual fodder being discussed. In summation, it looks like two league “sources” were asked what it would take. One said a Lindros-type return. Another said to get to #2 (Rangers pick in case the Devils were enamored with Kakko) would cost “3 or 4 firsts” and multiple seconds. If you’re going to give me 4 firsts, especially from Vancouver, I consider it.
I’m guessing if a conversation actually took place it went something like this:
Benning: Hello Fred?
Shero: This is Ray. My dad was Fred.
Benning: Sorry Ray. I keep getting the two of you mixed up.
Shero: My dad passed away almost 30 years ago.
Benning: Well I still miss him. I have based most of my GM skills on what he did in the 1970’s.
Shero: Well he was more of a coach but thanks for the kind words.
Benning: Of course.
Uncomfortable silence
Shero: Did you call for anything else Jim? I’ve got a full plate right now with all these draft picks and various players coming up for extensions.
Benning: oh yeah I did call to ask you something.....
Shero: Ok what can I do for you?
Benning: Um um oh horse**** I forgot.
Shero: ok Jim just call me back when you....
Benning (interrupting): No wait I remember!!
Shero: OK what is it?
Benning: My doctor says those spots should go away on their own.
Shero: No Jim, what did you call me for now?
Benning: Right right....Some of my people told me that you have the first pick on the draft?
Shero: Yes. You were there for the lottery don’t you remember?
Benning: Oh is that what that was? I thought it was a costume party and I was made up as Bela Lugosi. But my people said you have that pick.
Shero: Yes we do. We are very excited and the fans are too. After the season they just had to sit through it was a nice treat for them and the team.
Benning: Yeah, anyway, you know we have this kid...(shuffles papers and clearly reading the name).... Jack Hughes.
Shero: Don’t you mean Quinn?
Benning: I always liked that old song.
Shero: No the player you have is Quinn Hughes. His brother Jack is in the draft this year.
Benning: Yeah, him. That’s what I wanted. I wanted Jack Hughes.
Shero: Well that’s a tall order. He’s not only a great prospect he’s got that first pick aura. Our fans are still enamored of Nico that way.
Benning: Well my people said I should offer (shuffles papers and clearly reading the names)....Lind and Juolevi.
Shero: is that it?
Benning: Um wait, let me look.. .. um there’s also a 1 and an R and D after it.
Shero: Do you mean a first round pick?
Benning: I guess so. I can’t think of what else that could be.
Shero: So the offer is A first round pick Lind and Juolevi?
Benning: Yes, for Quinine Hughes.
Shero: You mean Jack Hughes?
Benning: Yes that’s right.
Shero: Jim look at those papers.
Benning: OK?
Shero: Is the name Petterson anywhere on there?
Benning: Oh yes here in big red letters! It says don’t offer Petterson. What does that mean?
Shero: Jim I gotta go. It’s always a pleasure chatting with you but I’ve got another call coming in.
Benning: Oh ok. Thanks.
Shero hangs up phone and incredulously shakes head.
Benning hangs up phone stares into the distance and then starts humming the Battle Hymn of the Republic and starts eating from a bowl of raisinets on his desk.