Gonna post this just in the spirit of crazy. Fun BS on a message board, not to be taken seriously. So those of you treat trade proposals as a personal insult, take a breath and calm down before you have a stroke. Any a-holes will just go straight to my ignore list.
Just for s&grins, I'd like to see what package the Caps could do to make this trade work. Note this would be considered an opening offer, to be negotiated back and forth further. And I'm doing this in a train of thought manner.
Caps start with McMichael and a 1st. That should at least get Yzerman to answer the phone.
The Caps will need to include some cap hit going back to Detroit to fit Larkin in, and they wouldn't need Lars Eller anymore. Backstrom could drop down to center the third line. Eller has a cap hit of $3.5M through the end of next season. While he'd look like a cap dump in this deal, he is still a really solid third line center.I understand that, for various reasons, he may not provide a ton of value long term to Detroit, based on his position/role, contract expiry, and age. Perhaps he could help mentor, perhaps Detroit could flip him to another team... whatever. I'd include a 3rd to compensate Detroit for taking the contract.
At this point the Caps still need to shave off another $1,580,833 in cap hit for the remainder of the season. I'd not to want ask Detroit to retain any salary ... in part because it'll cost a fair bit with the contract still having another year to go. I'd really prefer to find a player asset on the Caps who would be an asset for Detroit without trading a 'major' piece. But I'm just not seeing one.
Samsonov is an obvious thought, making $2M, but Detroit seems pretty happy with Nedeljkovic as their current goalie of the future. Caps could of course deal Sammy elsewhere, but then they'd need a decent backup, who would more than likely be making more than the savings. So unless Detroit WANTED Samsonov, that's not a good choice.
Hagelin is also an obvious candidate ... but he's on LTIR with a "significant eye injury", and his season may be over. So he's not currently causing a problem on their cap.
The only other guys on the Caps who might be expendable and make enough to balance the books are Justin Schultz ($4M, expiring) and Michal Kempny ($2.5M, expiring). Schultz hasn't been great this year, but he's still one of their regular 6 defensemen and I doubt they want to open a new hold. Kempny is acting as their 7th or 8th D, and it's valuable having a guy like him available ... but he's not a core component. The downside is that he'd be a pretty blatant cap dump here.
So I'd regretfully end up asking Detroit to EITHER retain 25%, and be willing to pay in a prospect like Alexeyev, Brent Johnson, or Vincent Iorio, or include Kempny as a dump, paying with a 2nd round pick in 2023 - a deep draft, one Detroit could package to move up.
So initial offer would be:
McMichael
Eller
Caps 1st 2022 Unprotected
Caps 3nd 2022
And either of:
Samsonov
-OR-
Kempny and Caps 2023 2nd.
Wings:
Larkin
Potential negotiation points from the Caps side:
Instead of the Eller 3rd and Kempny 2nd, would be willing to do the 2023 1st, top 10 protected.
Also instead of those picks, would be willing to pay with another solid-to-good prospect, depending on what the Wings pipeline needs: Leason, Alexeyev, Iorio, Johnson.. just not LaPierre.