Movies: Hustlers

[Papa Francouz]

I have always had a crush on J-Lo and I will not miss an opportunity to watch her in a sexy role.

That’s not very Catholic of you.

 

[ORRFForever]

That’s not very Catholic of you.

Guilty as charged.

 

[ORRFForever]

Last night, ABC's 20/20 had an hour episode about the women who pulled off this scam.

Sounds like they have nothing to show for it - even tho they stole a ton of $$. Gee, I didn't see that coming.

 

[holy]

I’ll be watching this in theatres in my trench coat. Anyone know if you can buy lotion at the concession stands?

My hands get so dry once it starts cooling off like it has been this month.

 

[OzzyFan]

Hustlers
2.75 out of 4stars

Entertaining, fun, clever, well acted, and visually appealing in more ways than one. With that said, very predictable storypath, and I felt near zero sympathy to the "victims" and "criminals" on both/all sides of this story. Altogether an above average crime drama. The sexual allure wore off almost entirely after the 1st half hour, for those curious.

 

[ORRFForever]

I’ll be watching this in theatres in my trench coat. Anyone know if you can buy lotion at the concession stands?

My hands get so dry once it starts cooling off like it has been this month.

I don't think it will be as bad as all that.

 

[ORRFForever]

Hustlers [2019] :

The last time I went to a strip club was many years ago. A friend from out of town wanted to go and we sat in a well lighted area by the pool table, and watched as the dancers walked by. The women looked "hard" - their painted faces and fake boobs/butts were grotesque in the harsh light.

The movie Hustlers was only slightly less depressing than that night.

**

A handful of strippers drug and rob men in the clubs. The only time this movie has any juice is when Jennifer Lopez is on the screen.

If you're hoping Hustlers will be sexy / erotic, you're going to be disappointed.

6/10

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[holy]

I just went to a couple strip clubs tonight. The hard looks are unfortunate, but you’re probably whack with 0 sex appeal if that’s your experience.

 

[ORRFForever]

I just went to a couple strip clubs tonight. The hard looks are unfortunate, but you’re probably whack with 0 sex appeal if that’s your experience.

LOL. I like to THINK I have sex appeal.

I think you misunderstood what I meant when I said they looked "hard".

"Hard looking" = lots of make up covering bad skin; women who have been around the block many, many, many times.

Anyway, I am a middle aged man who's been going to strip clubs since I was 16. After all these decades, losing its appeal is inevitable.

 

[Jussi]

LOL. I like to THINK I have sex appeal.

 

[ORRFForever]

 

[holy]

LOL. I like to THINK I have sex appeal.

I think you misunderstood what I meant when I said they looked "hard".

"Hard looking" = lots of make up covering bad skin; women who have been around the block many, many, many times.

Anyway, I am a middle aged man who's been going to strip clubs since I was 16. After all these decades, losing its appeal is inevitable.

Depends on which strip club you’re going to really. I went to two last night and they were opposites. One had ratchet girls going semi ham, other one had beautiful goddesses with perfect skin , teeth and physique.

But yeah I guess you’ve already had your hay day with them clubs. I’m just getting started with the sexy girls. Thinking I might start a religion based on the strip club as a place of worship, but we will see.

 

[ORRFForever]

Depends on which strip club you’re going to really. I went to two last night and they were opposites. One had ratchet girls going semi ham, other one had beautiful goddesses with perfect skin , teeth and physique.

But yeah I guess you’ve already had your hay day with them clubs. I’m just getting started with the sexy girls. Thinking I might start a religion based on the strip club as a place of worship, but we will see.

Re : "One had ratchet girls going semi ham"

I don't know what that means but it made me laugh.

Re : "Thinking I might start a religion based on the strip club as a place of worship, but we will see."

Just watch your wallet.

 

[holy]

Re : "One had ratchet girls going semi ham"

I don't know what that means but it made me laugh.

Re : "Thinking I might start a religion based on the strip club as a place of worship, but we will see."

Just watch your wallet.

Motivates me to get $$$ so I can fund these girls staying pretty. That’s all the world needs, dudes making money and girls looking good. Boom. Garden of Eden.

 

[ORRFForever]

Motivates me to get $$$ so I can fund these girls staying pretty. That’s all the world needs, dudes making money and girls looking good. Boom. Garden of Eden.

Just be careful.

I knew a guy who use to be a bouncer at one of the clubs. One night we were talking about a large lottery jackpot and I asked (half joking), "If you won, which of the dancers would you take home for the night?"

He said, "None of them! If I took one home, I'd wake up the next morning and the dancer and my winning lottery ticket would be long gone."

As Homer Simpson said, "It's funny cause it's true. "

 

[holy]

Just be careful.

I knew a guy who use to be a bouncer at one of the clubs. One night we were talking about a large lottery jackpot and I asked (half joking), "If you won, which of the dancers would you take home for the night?"

He said, "None of them! If I took one home, I'd wake up the next morning and the dancer and my winning lottery ticket would be long gone."

As Homer Simpson said, "It's funny cause it's true. "

I ain’t catching feelings loll, I just like dirty dancing. My ideal world brings back the primordial arts of song and dance, we will scale back on the materialism once we become enchanted beings.

Trust me, I’m on to something here.

 

[ORRFForever]

I ain’t catching feelings loll, I just like dirty dancing. My ideal world brings back the primordial arts of song and dance, we will scale back on the materialism once we become enchanted beings.

Trust me, I’m on to something here.

Good luck, my friend.