Hurricanes Lounge XXXI: The Self Quarantined Edition

[Unsustainable]

Soon Commissar Raz Simone will have the homeless spreading "night soil" on the garden to make it grow, instead of leaving on the sidewalk like normal.

probably too much heroine in the crap... might as well salt it

 

[sabremike]

If these generals (aka The Washington Generals of waging war) tried to stage a coup Trump has nothing to worry about because with their track record they'd be less of a threat than the People's Republic of CHAZ.

 

[Negan4Coach]

If these generals (aka The Washington Generals of waging war) tried to stage a coup Trump has nothing to worry about because with their track record they'd be less of a threat than the People's Republic of CHAZ.

Oh you mean our Generals? Yes I agree. Old Confederate Generals have done more damage to Antifa than our actual generals thusfar.

Liveleak.com - Man hit in head as Confederate Statue in Virginia is removed

 

[sabremike]

Oh you mean our Generals? Yes I agree. Old Confederate Generals have done more damage to Antifa than our actual generals thusfar.

Liveleak.com - Man hit in head as Confederate Statue in Virginia is removed

2020 plot twist: Confederate Statues battle back against Antifa until they are forced to surrender to a statue of Robert E. Lee at Appomattox. A vengeful Lee then turns the city of Portland into a cemetery for fallen Confederate Statues.

 

[HisIceness]

I walked outside to get something from my car, and suddenly here comes a downpour of rain w/o warning.

 

[Anton Dubinchuk]

2020 plot twist: Confederate Statues battle back against Antifa until they are forced to surrender to a statue of Robert E. Lee at Appomattox. A vengeful Lee then turns the city of Portland into a cemetery for fallen Confederate Statues.

Night at the Museum 4, coming soon.

 

[MrazeksVengeance]

Someone vandalised Churchill statue in Prague in support of US protests.

If that sentence doesn't make sentence, well then... it is because it doesn't.

 

[Lempo]

Someone vandalised Churchill statue in Prague in support of US protests.

If that sentence doesn't make sentence, well then... it is because it doesn't.

It starts with a big letter and ends in a period. There's a verb. It's a sentence alright.

 

[sabremike]

Someone vandalised Churchill statue in Prague in support of US protests.

If that sentence doesn't make sentence, well then... it is because it doesn't.

You have people calling people who are fighting to prevent statues of Churchill from being destroyed "Nazis". Anyone with an IQ higher than the average hamster could point out why that is completely stupid and insane

 

[Unsustainable]

Between the health scares and the resulting economic issues and the social unrest, I don’t know who needs to hear this right now, but I know someone does:

“If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;

If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don’t deal in lies,
Or being hated, don’t give way to hating,
And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise:

If you can dream—and not make dreams your master;
If you can think—and not make thoughts your aim;

If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;

If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build ’em up with worn-out tools:

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;

If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: ‘Hold on!’
If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with Kings—nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;

If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it,
And—which is more—you’ll be a Man, my son!”

-Rudyard Kipling

 

[SvechneJerk]

Between the health scares and the resulting economic issues and the social unrest, I don’t know who needs to hear this right now, but I know someone does:

“If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don’t deal in lies,
Or being hated, don’t give way to hating,
And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise:
If you can dream—and not make dreams your master;
If you can think—and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build ’em up with worn-out tools:
If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: ‘Hold on!’
If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with Kings—nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it,
And—which is more—you’ll be a Man, my son!”
-Rudyard Kipling

Thanks. The world needs more of this.

 

[hblueridgegal]

My son is in USVI. My envy is great.
Especially since we may be locked in the house again soon here in NC.

 

[the halleJOKEL]

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My son is in USVI. My envy is great.
Especially since we may be locked in the house again soon here in NC.

my parents are on st croix along with my brother and his fiancee

they work down there 3/4 of the year

 

[Negan4Coach]

Someone vandalised Churchill statue in Prague in support of US protests.

If that sentence doesn't make sentence, well then... it is because it doesn't.

I just learned from the leftist media today that not only was Churchill a racist, but that he was responsible for the genocide of 5 million Indians in Bengal. So, in other words, only slightly less worse than Hitler.

 

[MrazeksVengeance]

I just learned from the leftist media today that not only was Churchill a racist, but that he was responsible for the genocide of 5 million Indians in Bengal. So, in other words, only slightly less worse than Hitler.

Did they completely ignore Japan was kind of waging war around that time as one’d expect?

I mean, yes Britain exploited the hell out of India, but pinning famine in a semi-starved region (population of Bengal has risen greatly in that time period) during freaking WW2 on a single man, while also doubling the death toll (still huge, but it’s data manipulation nevertheless)... Duh.

I am just gonna say, that I doubt any of these people held even a single life in their hands. Making decisions on this scale... not easy on the concsience regardless of choice.

 

[Finlandia WOAT]

While trying to enforce border lockdowns, Poland accidentally invaded the Czech Republic.

Poland accidentally invaded the Czech Republic last month - CNN

 

[Lempo]

While trying to enforce border lockdowns, Poland accidentally invaded the Czech Republic.

Poland accidentally invaded the Czech Republic last month - CNN

Poland accidentally the Czech Republic!


Meanwhile in the Nordic Countries, Sweden is aggravated for Finland as it opened the borders for Norway, Denmark, Iceland, Estonia, Latvia and Lithuania, but not for...

Bad times and a hit after hit for Sweden overall. The much-awaited and apparently final verdict in the PM Olof Palme assasination (1986) investigation is that it remains unsolved.

 

[MrazeksVengeance]

While trying to enforce border lockdowns, Poland accidentally invaded the Czech Republic.

Poland accidentally invaded the Czech Republic last month - CNN

@Lempo

Translation

Hedgehog: Mole, aren't you afraid of Polish occupation?

The Mole: I am not afraid.

 

[MrazeksVengeance]

Poland accidentally the Czech Republic!


Meanwhile in the Nordic Countries, Sweden is aggravated for Finland as it opened the borders for Norway, Denmark, Iceland, Estonia, Latvia and Lithuania, but not for...

Bad times and a hit after hit for Sweden overall. The much-awaited and apparently final verdict in the PM Olof Palme assasination (1986) investigation is that it remains unsolved.

That's for Prague 1648 bitches!

On a serious note, failing this hard in a country with such small population density is a tragicomic.

 

[sabremike]

I think I speak for everyone here when I say: If they start burning down Bojangles break out the napalm.

 

[MrazeksVengeance]

Why does it seem like comedians are usually the smartest people in showbusiness.

 

[hurricure]

i just ate lasagna for breakfast

 

[Socks]

While trying to enforce border lockdowns, Poland accidentally invaded the Czech Republic.

Poland accidentally invaded the Czech Republic last month - CNN

 

[DaveG]

That's for Prague 1648 bitches!

On a serious note, failing this hard in a country with such small population density is a tragicomic.

 

[MrazeksVengeance]