Walking back from the store just now wearing a yellow Borussia Dortmund kit, and some drunk guy yells at me: "Hey man! Nice shirt. What're ya supposed ta be? The Hamburgler!"
He then proceeded to kill himself laughing like it was the funniest thing in the world.
I once bought a Götze Dortmund kit. It was shipping when the news of his transfer to Bayern dropped.
Then it was destroyed by a fire like six months before his return to Dortmund.
So it goes, so it goes.