OT: Humor thread

[Ginger Papa]

One of my adult daughters just sent me this. Some of the comments are pretty funny as well.

 

[Ginger Papa]

 

[10Ducky10]

Oh ya i forgot about wooden spoons and look out if it broke , you would get it even worse.

My mom preferred the leather belt. I was the youngest of 4 brothers andlearned early that when you heard the buckle coming off of the nail in the porch, there was consequences to be paid.
On the bright side, by the time I was 10 I had more moves than a pail of worms and could deke her out pretty easily.

 

[SUX2BU]

With my mom, it was wooden spoons.
She could throw it like a ninja with a throwing star, or swing it like a Jedi with a lightsaber.

And hence your move to the dark side...

 

[LucianoBorsato]

With my mom, it was wooden spoons.
She could throw it like a ninja with a throwing star, or swing it like a Jedi with a lightsaber.

That was also my mom's weapon of choice lol

 

[BatVader]

Oh ya i forgot about wooden spoons and look out if it broke , you would get it even worse.

My mom preferred the leather belt. I was the youngest of 4 brothers andlearned early that when you heard the buckle coming off of the nail in the porch, there was consequences to be paid.
On the bright side, by the time I was 10 I had more moves than a pail of worms and could deke her out pretty easily.

And hence your move to the dark side...

That was also my mom's weapon of choice lol

One day, I got her so mad, after she ran out of spoons, she threw a wooden bowl full of fruit at me.... was hilarious, though apparently she didn’t think so, based on how she reacted to my laughing when she missed... lol
I eventually ran out the front door and didn’t come home for 2 days.
When I went to my room, there was chopped fruit and juices all over my bed.
Bitch always had to win
Lol

 

[Jets 31]

One day, I got her so made, after she ran out of spoons, she threw a wooden bowl full of fruit at me.... was hilarious, though apparently she didn’t think so, based on how she reacted to my laughing when she missed... lol
I eventually ran out the front door and didn’t come home for 2 days.
When I went to my room, there was chopped fruit and juices all over my bed.
Bitch always had to win
Lol

i'm thinnin you weren't the best kid sometimes.

 

[MrBoJangelz71]

That was also my mom's weapon of choice lol

I remember making a wooden spoon in shop class that my mom used on me growing up.
Of course it was the one thing I made well....

 

[LucianoBorsato]

 

[BatVader]

i'm thinnin you weren't the best kid sometimes.

I was a treasure....

 

[Ginger Papa]

 

[Jets 31]

 

[Jets 31]

The smoke coming out of Bateman is hilarious

 

[Jets 31]

The humans are gone everyone, the humans are gone!!! I'm so happy!!

 

[Jets 31]

Too cute , i could sit all day with that cute little bastard .

 

[BatVader]

Too cute , i could sit all day with that cute little bastard .

That seat, that view, and that company... hell yeah.
Just plop a cooler full of beer at the side and I’d be there til someone dragged me away.

 

[LucianoBorsato]

Too cute , i could sit all day with that cute little bastard .

That's a fine looking pup

 

[Jets 31]

Ok this made me giggle.

 

[Jets 31]

Another cute little bastard .

 

[Ginger Papa]

And my cat, Phineas Bieksa, enjoying my chair in the kitchen while I was repairing the floor in the living room:

 

[cbcwpg]

 

[Jets 31]

This is why i go or did go to California every year.

 

[Jets 31]

Ok this is funny stuff and hopefully this doesn't pertain to any of us.

 

[TheDeuce]

Does unintended humour count? Especially if it has a local flavour?





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[Eyeseeing]