How will you celebrate if the Sabres win the lottery?

[Ness]

A thread for dreams. In this alternate reality, it has just been announced that the Buffalo Sabres will be selecting first overall in the 2015 draft. How will you celebrate? I live in Kansas, with exactly MAYBE one other Sabres fan, so I will most likely log onto HFBoards and bask in the glory with all of you. And I'll also be blowing up my twitter timeline with tweets and retweets of joy.

Lastly, I'll then head to the "Roster Speculation: 2015-16" thread where McDavid will be penciled into everyone's lineups, as well as trade proposals to make Buffalo a contender next season. I also expect that tank/anti-tank crowd to unite, where we can all begin rooting for the Sabres to actually win games now.


Auston Matthews be damned!!

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[Bps21*]

I just don't expect to win the lottery.

The day we clinch last place though...My friends and I already have standing plans to go party all night. Then when I get home drunk from a night celebrating clinching a franchise center to go with Reinhart as an amazing 2 (remember when we spent half a decade with Connolly, Roy, Hecht and Gaustad?)...I probably get some infractions for telling off Mortgage Broker

 

[RoofIt5hole]

I just don't expect to win the lottery.

The day we clinch last place though...My friends and I already have standing plans to go party all night. Then when I get home drunk from a night celebrating clinching a franchise center to go with Reinhart as an amazing 2 (remember when we spent half a decade with Connolly, Roy, Hecht and Gaustad?)...I probably get some infractions for telling off Mortgage Broker

I will also celebrate clinching last place by imbibing copious amounts of alcohol... And then lighting a dumpster on fire.

As for if they win the lottery... I'll place my order for a Connor McDavid jersey that day.

 

[Lindy Puff]

10 beers
15 shots
4 joints

 

[jBuds]

I'll smile widely. Probably pump my fist.

Then I'll change the channel and realize that, from that moment, I still have to wait a few years for materializing into success for my team.

 

[Jacob582]

I will scream in celebration.

 

[CatsforReinhart]

Champagne! Does it matter? finishing last gets us Eichel or McDavid although McDavid will be a better player.

 

[Push Dr Tracksuit]

Whelp jinx thread, hello Hannafin

 

[Deevo]

10 beers
15 shots
4 joints

This right here.

I'll also listen to Migos at full blast and dance around my apartment for the rest of the night.

 

[TehDoak]

Well, I've been saving a Carolina Hurricane's pint glass from the 2006 Conference Finals. I use it, but really, I've been waiting for an excuse to destroy it in a violent fashion that would upset hurricane fans. If we were given the good fortune of winning the lottery, I'd probably find a way to use the destruction of that pint gas as a way to rub proverbial salt in the open wound of getting their hopes for McDavid dashed.

 

[paulmm3]

I'd consider a plane ticket to Miami

 

[1point21Gigawatts]

Not to be "that guy" but there are still 33 games left in the Sabres season. A lot can happen still...

 

[LottoPlease]

You mean when the prophecy is fulfilled? Probably change my name

 

[Clock]

I'd be tempted to take the day off and just drink while watching the draft.

We're not winning the lottery, though - Toronto or Carolina are.

 

[DBart82]

Not to be "that guy" but there are still 33 games left in the Sabres season. A lot can happen still...

don't you DARE ruin this amazing dream!!! it's going to happen!! we all have to BELIEVE!!!!

 

[RefsIdeas]

In my 24 years alive, I'm pretty sure that will be the best, or one of the best moments of my Buffalo sports fan life.

 

[tsujimoto74]

I'd be tempted to take the day off and just drink while watching the draft.

We're not winning the lottery, though - Toronto or Carolina are.

Did you know there are pictures of you all over the internet? Look:

If we do win the lotto, tho, I'm drinking every beer and ordering a McDavid jersey.

 

[CaptPantalones]

If we win the lottery, I'll likely break down and cry. Then proceed to run naked from my house to FNC wearing nothing but a Sabres flag....










But seriously ill be pretty excited. Probably celebrate around the house while my wife looks at me like I'm nuts

 

[UnleashRasmus]

A custom McDavid jersey will be in full order. Which will be my first jersey of the Sabres in about 3 plus seasons.

 

[wheelklown]

High-five every single person I see that day. Custom order a McJesus 97 jersey.

 

[Gabrielor]

If we win, I'll start whiteboarding draft/fa scenarios and roster projections.

If we lose, I'll start whiteboarding draft/fa scenarios and roster projections, and unfortunately include unlikely scenarios in which we trade from 2 to 1.

 

[ZeroPT*]

I just don't expect to win the lottery.

The day we clinch last place though...My friends and I already have standing plans to go party all night. Then when I get home drunk from a night celebrating clinching a franchise center to go with Reinhart as an amazing 2 (remember when we spent half a decade with Connolly, Roy, Hecht and Gaustad?)...I probably get some infractions for telling off Mortgage Broker

I'll be right here with you brother

I will also celebrate clinching last place by imbibing copious amounts of alcohol... And then lighting a dumpster on fire.

As for if they win the lottery... I'll place my order for a Connor McDavid jersey that day.

Add me to the mcdavid jersey train

10 beers
15 shots
4 joints

This right here.

I'll also listen to Migos at full blast and dance around my apartment for the rest of the night.

These two.

 

[vcv]

With 97 consecutive WOOOOOOs.

 

[PlamsUnlimited]

I would throw a tank victory rager party. You're all invited. Dress code is that everyone must paint 97 somewhere on their bodies and have it visible at all times.

 

[Crazy Tasty]

Hookers and blow...