HFWF: The Reboot VIII

[PeterSidorkiewicz]

Peter.... Connor's dead lol
but we can send Stash to the funeral, his 2nd favorite HFWF superstar.

Yeah I guess I’d pick that over watching a @The Gongshow match too.

 

[AlphaCatalyst]

Yeah I guess I’d pick that over watching a @The Gongshow match too.

 

[Disclose]

Savage @PeterSidorkiewicz in da house.

 

[Emperoreddy]

I am absolutely so glad I posted that. You guys ran with it. Holy crap that is awful yet amazing.

 

[M.C.G. 31]

I am absolutely so glad I posted that. You guys ran with it. Holy crap that is awful yet amazing.

@Falco Lombardi was right when he went to the hospital and told those kids about you being a fraud.

 

[Emperoreddy]

Peter not realizing he is dead then coming in hot like a savage. Wow.

 

[Emperoreddy]

@davemeltzerWON

I have heard reports from the Emperoreddy camp that he is going to attempt to both meet his G1 obligations and attend Lil’Conner’s funeral if the family will have him. He may also wear something in tribute to the kid to the ring for the rest of G1.

 

[Falco Lombardi]

@Falco Lombardi was right when he went to the hospital and told those kids about you being a fraud.

 

[M.C.G. 31]

@davemeltzerWON

I have heard reports from the Emperoreddy camp that he is going to attempt to both meet his G1 obligations and attend Lil’Conner’s funeral if the family will have him. He may also wear something in tribute to the kid to the ring for the rest of G1.

Steamboat Ricky @The_SRicky
they don't want you anymore

 

[Disclose]

MonstaKyle @MMAfan
if next show doesnt start with a minute of silence in memory of Lil Connor, we'll riot!

 

[M.C.G. 31]

HFWF @HFWF
We are officially announcing that we will be holding a 10-bell salute to lil' homie, lil' Connor, to kick off this G1. Stash the Monkey will be ringing the bell. We hope he can count to 10.

 

[Disclose]

luchalibreonline @luchaonline
Stash didnt got the role of Abu in Aladdin for nothing.
He can count, he can read, he can feel things........... and you hurt him with your words.

 

[Emperoreddy]

No word from Emperor himself, though some reports indicate he was already unsure of himself after his sustained losing streak, and this current situation has rocked him.

Unsure if we get an official statement from the man himself at some point.

 

[AlphaCatalyst]

Phil Connors @GroundHogPhil
For those of you wondering if AC is really a draw... That video of him winning the title has 3.2M views in two days. It's the most watched video uploaded by HFWF...The next closest doesn't even have a million.

 

[The Gongshow]

TheRealPeterS @PeterSidorkiewicz
I am able to fill in for Emps obligations and visit Little Connor if need be since that is what friends do, have each other’s back. Me and Connor will cook some rice together for burritos and watch some VHS matches of famous Luchadore El Ordinario. Afterwards to get Connor sleepy for bed we will pop in some @The Gongshow matches to cap off the night.

Yeah I guess I’d pick that over watching a @The Gongshow match too.

Funny coming from a guy who's become a complete afterthought in this company. You won the U.S title then lost it, then got paired with EMP and became a complete joke. Mr I've never main evented a PPV, you're talking to Mr. King of Wrestling.

Enjoy losing the KoW tourney, Enjoy the pre-show hoser

 

[UnrealMachine]

HFWF 1ns1d3r (@InsideTheMachine)
@UnrealMachine is said to be unusually quiet since the PWC took the biggest loss of their career at NTR. Instead of his normal destructive tendencies, UM has been compulsively boomboxing backstage. Interviews with childhood friends revealed that this was a coping mechanism he frequently used between the late 80s and early 90s.

 

[PeterSidorkiewicz]

Funny coming from a guy who's become a complete afterthought in this company. You won the U.S title then lost it, then got paired with EMP and became a complete joke. Mr I've never main evented a PPV, you're talking to Mr. King of Wrestling.

Enjoy losing the KoW tourney, Enjoy the pre-show hoser

TheRealPeterS @PeterSidorkiewicz
First off its the All-Class Championship, a prestigious title held in the highest in regards because of battles by the likes of me, Disclose, Fro and others. Fans stand up the entire time to watch us fight for that belt, which is why it makes sense you have never competed for it. My tip is to go talk to DDP maybe he can teach you how to land a proper GSC, ever since you won KOW you've been looking pretty weak buddy.

 

[The Gongshow]

TheRealPeterS @PeterSidorkiewicz
First off its the All-Class Championship, a prestigious title held in the highest in regards because of battles by the likes of me, Disclose, Fro and others. Fans stand up the entire time to watch us fight for that belt, which is why it makes sense you have never competed for it. My tip is to go talk to DDP maybe he can teach you how to land a proper GSC, ever since you won KOW you've been looking pretty weak buddy.

I won't need a test dummy to "practice" on. We have you for that.

OOC: dude I know! Remember when
@M.C.G. 31 /WOR stated "even though Gong bas the briefcase we dont want him to look weak and will protect him" *goes on to lose next 3 feuds straight*

Smh, this company dont know how to use me man. AEW would.

 

[Emperoreddy]

Official statements from Emperoreddy spokesperson.

“We are saddened to hear about the loss of Lil’Conner. We send our condolences to his family who are the real warriors in all of this. Emperoreddy remains committed to his charity friends, HFWF, and his obligations for the upcoming G1 tournament”

 

[M.C.G. 31]

I won't need a test dummy to "practice" on. We have you for that.

OOC: dude I know! Remember when
@M.C.G. 31 /WOR stated "even though Gong bas the briefcase we dont want him to look weak and will protect him" *goes on to lose next 3 feuds straight*

Smh, this company dont know how to use me man. AEW would.

That’s what you get for disrespecting one of my belts smh

 

[PeterSidorkiewicz]

HFWFInsider @HFWFInsider
We reached out to @PeterSidorkiewicz via text to ask him about the big PR predicament EmperorEddy seems to have gotten himself into regarding his commitment to charities versus his commitment in ring and all Peter did was text back with a GIF.

 

[M.C.G. 31]

Sean Ross Sapp @seanrosssapp
Hearing @M.C.G. 31 has called a talent meeting ahead of tonight’s show. He was frustrated with talent disrespecting the All Class Title in the past, and frustrated when Emp said he’d rather beat up Bell Pepper than win the tag titles, and now he’s at the point where he’s calling a meeting to put an end to it.

 

[M.C.G. 31]

PRE SHOW MEETING FOR TALENT

STOP DISRESPECTING AND DEVALUING THESE GOD DAMN BELTS

-throws papers at wall and storms out-

 

[AlphaCatalyst]

Locke Cole (@TreasureHunterVI)
@The Catalyst is here in St. Louis for the #HFWFWeekly show and he has the Championship with him. #HFWFChamp

Strago Magus (@MagicMagus)
Just met @The Catalyst who is here is St. Louis for #HFWFWeekly. All Hail the #HFWFChamp.

Edgar Figaro (@KingOfFigaro)
Just me and a few of my subjects hanging out with #HFWFChamp @The Catalyst
#HFWFWeekly #HFWFStLouis

Cyan Garamonde (@LastManOfDoma)
I encountered Sir @The Catalyst in Marandas alehouse. He said he AC rule #6“Get Strong, Smash Gong”. #HFWFChamp #HFWFWeekly

Setzer Gabbiani (@BLackJackFalcon)
Ticket to tonight's #HFWFWeekly show - Check
Hanging with the #HFWFChamp @The Catalyst - Check

Terra Bradford (@HalfEsperGirl)
OMG It's #HFWFChamp @The Catalyst right here in St.Louis. #HFWFWeekly #HFWFStLouis

HFWF (@HFWF)
Tonight live from #EnterpriseCenter It's night 1 of the #HFWFWeekly G1 Tournament. And The New #HFWFChamp @The Catalyst will be in the house.

 

[End of Line]

This could be us but you playin'

This company doesn't know what to do with my talents.

I think I can lend a hand... more importantly though, you what to do best for yourself..