GDT: #hcanes @ #moocowcity: I have come a Canaiac and a Caniac I am!!!

[Ole Gil]

he's never shot below 10.9% his entire career and he shot 8.7% in the lockout year.

10.9% is his WORST career year in terms of shooting percentage, and it was his rookie year.

So let's say Semin is now a 10.9% shooter. Hey look, guess what! Gee, 8.7% is still unsustainably low compared to this worst possible imaginary Semin we've contrived for no reason!

Think please.

10.9 was his worst career year, outside of last year (10.5), and the year before (8.7).

9.4% over his last 115 games (371 shots).

His yearly numbers are 15-14-15-14-14-11-8-10.

He's older, slower, and has fragile wrists. You have to really want it to believe that he's going to bounce back to his 13% career average. Like really stick those fingers deep into the ears, and do some serious LA LA LA LA LA LA'ing.

At this point, 10.9 looks a lot more like a ceiling than a floor.

 

[Anton Dubinchuk]

this year he's shooting 0.0 percent so i think it'll probably go up and regress to the mean you idiots no way its gonna go down from here

 

[rocky7]

this year he's shooting 0.0 percent so i think it'll probably go up and regress to the mean you idiots no way its gonna go down from here

you must go to college....

 

[DaleCooper]

-10%. For every 10 shots he takes a Canes goal is removed from the scoreboard*.




*If 0 Carolina goals on scoreboard game automatically ends in forfit

 

[Boom Boom Apathy]

you must go to college....

And not a liberal arts college

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

And not a liberal arts college

And not unc

 

[Anton Dubinchuk]

And not unc

i actually did take two math classes at unc, but they were legit and i earned the grades i got (not that you can believe me in matters such as these)

 

[tarheelhockey]

i actually did take two math classes at unc, but they were legit and i earned the grades i got (not that you can believe me in matters such as these)

As usual, we're gonna need to see the police report.

Thank goodness these classes were taken at UNC, so there actually is a police report.

 

[Razputyn]

get that f'ing syntax away from me i was coding in c for 18 hours yesterday i am so done with this...

>> "Semin" == "Lazy"
=> false

Programming 1, Tripp 0

 

[Identity404]

    static void NHLCanes2014_2015(int gamesRemaining) **
        if (gamesRemaining == 0) **
            System.out.println("The Carolina Hurricanes Select Connor McDavid with the First Overall Section in the 2015 NHL Entry Draft");
            try{
                Thread.sleep(1000 * 86400 * 103);
                System.out.println("LOL, McDavid is a BUST!");
            } catch (InterruptedException ex) **
                Thread.currentThread().interrupt();
            }
        } else{
            System.out.println("Canes Lose! That's Hockey Baby!");
            NHLCanes2014_2015(--gamesRemaining);
        }
    }

NHLCanes2014_2015(75);

 

[nobuddy]

lmao

 

[daikan]

    static void NHLCanes2014_2015(int gamesRemaining) **
        if (gamesRemaining == 0) **
            System.out.println("The Carolina Hurricanes Select Connor McDavid with the First Overall Section in the 2015 NHL Entry Draft");
            try{
                Thread.sleep(1000 * 86400 * 103);
                System.out.println("LOL, McDavid is a BUST!");
            } catch (InterruptedException ex) **
                Thread.currentThread().interrupt();
            }
        } else{
            System.out.println("Canes Lose! That's Hockey Baby!");
            NHLCanes2014_2015(--gamesRemaining);
        }
    }

NHLCanes2014_2015(75);

MAzing