GDT: HAWKS @ JETS - DEC 11 - 7 PM - THE MANY FACES OF DENNIS BEYAK

[Mud Turtle]

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[Mud Turtle]

Oops, sorry for the typo. That should read... Tuesday December 11th!!

 

[PhilJets]

Go Jets Go

Im ok winning 4 straight and losing 1 game

 

[Robinson2187]

Love the shower on the great EK9. Ralph was also pretty funny.

I usually tune Dennis out half the time but I still know most of the isms from you guys bringing them up all the time.

Good chance to see Duncan Keith again b4 we trade Trouba for him

 

[Mud Turtle]

*ding* *ding* We have a winner already!
Congratulations to FiveHoled on being named “Jet of the Day”. He correctly answered that F B stands for...

(Don’t scroll down if you want to figure it out yourself)




Fortuitous Bounce!

 

[kanadalainen]

Great GDT!

Some of these Beyaks would do Neil Young proud.

Riding a 5 game point streak
He ripped it on the net
Carom off the Boards
Puts on the Brakes
Pair of 55's go in the corner
How did it not go in
To the front of the net
Jet of the day: Fat Bastard?

 

[FiveHoled]

Thank you for the honor, Mud Turtle. I enjoy Mr. Beyak and all his enthusiasm. Also, thank you for all the great work once again, these GDT's that you guys make are the prize every game!

Now, let's see the Jet's slide into first place!

 

[Mud Turtle]

Thank you for the honor, Mud Turtle. I enjoy Mr. Beyak and all his enthusiasm. Also, thank you for all the great work once again, these GDT's that you guys make are the prize every game!

Now, let's see the Jet's slide into first place!

The ‘ol cowpoke was always a smart guy. Now go turn off your sofa making machine before you have to discount your prices again.

 

[kanadalainen]

The ‘ol cowpoke was always a smart guy. Now go turn off your sofa making machine before you have to discount your prices again.

Don't forget the sectionals and "colour TV's".

 

[JetsFan815]

Jets coming on the back of a blowout win and facing a team that has lost 7 straight and is 1-9-0 in their last 10. This has all the makings of a "let down game". The Jets can take the lead of the West if they win this one.

 

[AlphaLackey]

Jets coming on the back of a blowout win and facing a team that has lost 7 straight and is 1-9-0 in their last 10. This has all the makings of a "let down game". The Jets can take the lead of the West if they win this one.

Eh, could be tough, both Nashville and Colorado are also at home to non-playoff teams so even with a in, we might not end the night in first BUT, as a great two-dimensional rapper once said:

 

[Jets 31]

Very funny GDT again Mud , you have talent . I think Jets win this one , i was going to say easy but no game is easy in the NHL .

 

[flyingkiwi]

Okay I had to laugh at John Michael Liles.

Great GDT!

 

[ps241]

Great GDT Mud Turtle

Love Kane with the shower reference!

 

[The Blue Baron]

Cool and creative GDT Turdy! I laughed at Jujhar and Brooks. Those names we can all agree Dennis loves to shout when touching the puck or something, lol.

Hopefully our Canadian brothern can beat Preds and Avs.

Smells like 1st place in the central!

Hawks are worse than the Blues and Liane is seriously due to pot at least a pair.

GJG

 

[jetsforever]

Wow, great GDT!

Time to destroy Chicago again!

 

[SUX2BU]

Nicely done, Mud ....

I literally started laughing when I went to the Jets thread and seen the title before opening

Seriously, this fan base should be blessed with having Beyak ....

Chicago should not be taken lightly tonight either

 

[AlphaLackey]

Nicely done, Mud ....

I literally started laughing when I went to the Jets thread and seen the title before opening

Seriously, this fan base should be blessed with having Beyak ....

Chicago should not be taken lightly tonight either

Chicago has a very real, very non-zero chance of winning. Not to be taken lightly is correct.

And agree that we should appreciate having Beyak. His mannerisms are quirky but I know growing up in Calgary how much attachment I came to have to the voices of Ed Whalen (TV) and Peter Maher (radio) and this may sound oddly depressing but I'm looking forward to becoming an old man getting that attachment again.

 

[KingBogo]

Great job Mud! Pretty funny stuff. Must admit I like Beyak. Quirkiness and all.

 

[Derfel]

Fantastic, creative GDT.

This has all the makings of a "let down game".

It sure does. Suspect we'll be angry at either one or two of our defensemen and/or our goalie by the end of the 1st period.

 

[Aggie204]

A very funny GDT Mud. The Magicuts picture got me. Beyak is the man, and shout out to Paul Edmonds. Guy sounds like he is gonna have a heart attack during any scoring chances.

 

[SensibleGuy]

A very funny GDT Mud. The Magicuts picture got me. Beyak is the man, and shout out to Paul Edmonds. Guy sounds like he is gonna have a heart attack during any scoring chances.

"He shoots! He SCORE-arglebargleburglegarglearggghhhhaghhherrrrrrrrr-SSSSSSS!!!!!"

 

[kanadalainen]

But, soft! what puck through yonder Hawk goalie pad squeaks?
It is shot by the beast, and he plays at number one.
Arise, fair Jets, and smite the envious Hawks,
Who art already sick and pale with grief,
That thou Wins tally art far more fair than they:
Beware their warming Kane, as he wishes for more, but -
Yo! The Hawks' vestal livery is but Saad, sick and green
The Cat has stubbed his Toews; and crashed into the Crow.
It is our Helle Boy, O, that we love!
O, along with El Kapitan, doth possess the sick backhand!
And O’Connor’s farmleague dekes continue to plough forth possession: what of that?
While Chef gathers points like a Slavic grandmother does mushrooms,
Laine's release befuddles; none will track it.

 

[Howard Chuck]

Awesome GDT thread! Add me to the list of fans who really appreciates Mr Beyak.

Go Jerts!

 

[Neuf]

Wouldn't trade Beyak
Go Jets