COLORADO AVALANCHE
Vs.
CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS
Live look at the rest of the Western Conference
Time: 6:30 Local Chicago Time (You're in MY time zone now, bitches!!!)
Place: The House That Patrick Kane Beat Up a Cabbie To Build
LINEUPS
Behind-the-scenes look at Jared Bednar putting together tonight's lines
AVALANCHE
Kerf - MacK - Ghetto
Niets - Soda - Rants
Landy - Josty - Mullet Magic
Greersy - Agz - Turn and Comph
G - EJ
Gravy - "Tys"
Nemo - Zads
Varly
Sit your a** on the Bench!
BLACKHAWKS
Caligula - Toews - Kane
Debrincat - Strome - Big Kahuna
Sikura - One Guy in this Forum Wants Him - Marquis de Saad
Kunitz - Kruger - Hayden
Keith - Gustafsson
Forsling - KooKoo
Dahlstrom - Murphy
Deliaward
Keys to the Game:
- If Delia is in net MAYBE SCORE A f***ING GOAL, HUH!? HOW 'BOUT THAT!?
- Offer Kaner a drink before the puck drops
- Remind Jonathan Toews of that mural painting that makes him look like Professor Pyg from Batman
(hopefully) A look into the Avs' locker room after the game