Stars99Lobo37
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★ as dakjaf SEGNFAS ★ !!!!$ lucic really sucks
we realllllllllllllllllllz suck ★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★ drink up
GAME: gfh janmie diurnk
LOCATION: baawwwwwnteeni
DATE: seguin bdayyyyyyy
TIME: superrrrrobwl champs!!!!
TELEVISION: DALLAS:
TELEVISION: BOSTON:
OFFICIALS: he scary&
STAAAAAAAAAAAARS
superrrr bowls partayyyy
THE FINE INDIVIDUALS OF BAWSTON WHO WOULD NEVER BASH AN OPPONENT’S PLAYER
This…is a no drinking zone.
These are Boston’s finest
In a turn of events, Milan Lucic has volunteered to be tonight’s goaltender for the Bruins.
BOAT PARTAYYYY
THA NEXT GREAT STAR…
oh wait…
Overall Record: no.
Regular Season Record: YEERRRR
Playoff Record: booo perry
Shootout Record: dkssssssslllla
All-Time Shots: D@ll@s $156,679.74 | Boston $0.00
LAST FIVE MEETINGS vs the Bruins:
seguinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn wIns all tie
THIS SEASON vs the Bruins:
MEETINGS: boooooooon
Januryyyyyy - DRUNK TIME
TODAY - we don’t drink in bawssston
GOAL SCORERS:
DAL (58923482398) - Tylaaaarrrrrrr
BOS (0) - brooons dont scar
GOALTENDERS:
DAL & BOS - SIEVES EVERYWHERE
SPECIAL TEAMS:
DAL - ALLLLLL tha specals
BOS - pp suxs
REVISED DRUNK STANDINGSSTANDINGS
#1******!!!) WE ALLLLL DRUNK IN DFW
#2) Evander Kane’s Drunk Shoulder
#3) Ribeiro bringing drunkville to Tennessee
#4) Andersennnnnnnnnnn Hilllllllllerrrrrrrr
#5) Dave Tippett’s mustache…still needing to be brought back
#6) Kane and a Buffalo cab driver
#7) Devan Dubnyk after leaving Edmonton
#8) Mike Richards
#9) Dillon on the top line….
#10) Johnny Football Rehab vs Johnny Hockey Rehab
#11) So much Stastny ))
#12) No Stastny (((
#13) At least we’re not Leaf fans
#14) No one is allowed to make fun of our Sedans!
HIGHLIGHTS
Kkkkkkk baiiiiiiiiii