GDT: Game #dNRrK - @NO - TODAY TODAY ON EPIX - PARTY HOUR

[Stars99Lobo37]

★ as dakjaf SEGNFAS ★ !!!!$ lucic really sucks
we realllllllllllllllllllz suck ★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★ drink up​

GAME: gfh janmie diurnk
LOCATION: baawwwwwnteeni
DATE: seguin bdayyyyyyy
TIME: superrrrrobwl champs!!!!
TELEVISION: DALLAS:

TELEVISION: BOSTON:

OFFICIALS: he scary&

STAAAAAAAAAAAARS

superrrr bowls partayyyy

THE FINE INDIVIDUALS OF BAWSTON WHO WOULD NEVER BASH AN OPPONENT’S PLAYER
This…is a no drinking zone.

These are Boston’s finest

In a turn of events, Milan Lucic has volunteered to be tonight’s goaltender for the Bruins.

BOAT PARTAYYYY

THA NEXT GREAT STAR…

oh wait…

thcs b allllllllllllllll sris:
Overall Record: no.
Regular Season Record: YEERRRR
Playoff Record: booo perry
Shootout Record: dkssssssslllla
All-Time Shots: D@ll@s $156,679.74 | Boston $0.00
LAST FIVE MEETINGS vs the Bruins:
seguinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn wIns all tie
THIS SEASON vs the Bruins:
MEETINGS: boooooooon
Januryyyyyy - DRUNK TIME
TODAY - we don’t drink in bawssston
GOAL SCORERS:
DAL (58923482398) - Tylaaaarrrrrrr
BOS (0) - brooons dont scar
GOALTENDERS:
DAL & BOS - SIEVES EVERYWHERE
SPECIAL TEAMS:
DAL - ALLLLLL tha specals
BOS - pp suxs

REVISED DRUNK STANDINGS​

STANDINGS
#1******!!!) WE ALLLLL DRUNK IN DFW
#2) Evander Kane’s Drunk Shoulder
#3) Ribeiro bringing drunkville to Tennessee
#4) Andersennnnnnnnnnn Hilllllllllerrrrrrrr
#5) Dave Tippett’s mustache…still needing to be brought back
#6) Kane and a Buffalo cab driver
#7) Devan Dubnyk after leaving Edmonton
#8) Mike Richards
#9) Dillon on the top line….
#10) Johnny Football Rehab vs Johnny Hockey Rehab
#11) So much Stastny ))
#12) No Stastny (((
#13) At least we’re not Leaf fans
#14) No one is allowed to make fun of our Sedans!

HIGHLIGHTS

KLINGMAN BE WITH YOU

Kkkkkkk baiiiiiiiiii

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[Stars99Lobo37]

★ BELIEVE ★
★ PRAISE JOHNNY KLINGMAN ★

★★★★★ GO STARS GO ★★★★★​

 

[Satan]

 

[Stars99Lobo37]

Tyler's sick and may not play tonight. Oh God.

So much partying last night.

 

[FrailSwan]

Speedy Shawn on the top line? Let's close this one up boys. We're better off using Jamie as center so that Horcoff stays in the bottom 6. Much better off.

 

[Cin]

Yeah if Horcoff is actually the center on the first line... Holy ****.

 

[Hull Fan]

So hungover he can't go. Boston does that to you. Tank.

 

[Satan]

 

[Stars99Lobo37]

Have a feeling he'll find a way to go tonight

 

[MetalGodAOD*]

Jamie will undoubtedly play C.

 

[ElGuapo]

He'll play unless he can't hold the barf in. Not like he hasn't played all the other games drunk and hungover at the same time.

 

[FrailSwan]

Just don't hug Klingman plz. He can't afford to not leech points with the end of the season coming fast.

 

[Klockis]

If i got this right we need to trade:Benn, Seguin, Lehtonen and Klingberg for various (probably unclassy) reasons.

 

[FrailSwan]

Klingberg talking about living in the same complex as Lindback, Nemeth, and Jokipakka.

"We are the European gang"

 

[BigG44]

Apparently there was a chance the game would get cancelled:

Boston Bruins ‏@NHLBruins

NHL has advised due to scheduling issues that don't allow for alternate dates, B's-Stars will be played as scheduled: http://bbru.in/17bbNUn

 

[Stars99Lobo37]

Good. Get it over with.

 

[KiedisA]

21 seconds ago

FYI @DJ_Bean: Tyler Seguin just arrived at the Garden. #Bruins #Stars”


WOWOOWO... there he comes and soon the entire team is sick...

 

[Stars99Lobo37]

21 seconds ago

FYI @DJ_Bean: Tyler Seguin just arrived at the Garden. #Bruins #Starsâ€


WOWOOWO... there he comes and soon the entire team is sick...

Definitely hung over as he arrived....or maybe already drunk.

 

[oconnor9sean]

I'm predicting a 4-2 win tonight.

2 points from our unclassy captain and 2 points from our drunk center

 

[FrailSwan]

We'll see how many Boston fans are offended by the team's presence tonight.

 

[Stars99Lobo37]

We'll see how many Boston fans are offended by the team's presence tonight.

All of em.

But no worries, cause we're not really there.

 

[FrailSwan]

All of em.

But no worries, cause we're not really there.

I wait for the day we get raided by HF FBI and shut down for trolling everyone else.

 

[Klockis]

I'm predicting a 4-2 win tonight.

2 points from our unclassy captain and 2 points from our drunk center

The real question is how many points will John "the leech" Klingberg leech out of them?

 

[Elysian]

Seguin is in warm-ups.

 

[KiedisA]

Jesus just saw some Boston "foot"baller telling John Tavares to move aside so he can slam the puck to the ice like a moron..

np. GG Allin - Watch Me Kill -a tune we can all dance to..