GDT: Game 74: NYI @ MTL | Spring has sprung! | Mar. 21, 2019 7:30pm ET, TSN2, RDS

[Big L]

How'd we get dragged into this?

Comedy gold knows no boundaries.

 

[Habs Icing]

#StupidSexyEasyGoingLshap

You forgot donut lover

 

[Habs Icing]

If you're complaning about his breath:

I said wash Weal's athletic support. b1pman, not spitshine it

(makes for a great muzzle, though)

Before or after the wash?

 

[PhysicX]

Mod Severity Spectrum (MSS)

Lshap--------------|middle|---------------F...

 

[Habs Icing]

That goes without saying. My wife will be pissed, but I don't want a cursed TV.

Don't throw it out. I specialize in removing curses. Unfortunately, my powers work only within the confines of my four walls. Something to do with the aboriginal burial grounds the house is built on.

 

[Habs Halifax]

By posting this here i hope you realized that if the Habs lose this game, you'll have to throw it away after the game, right?

 

[Habs Icing]

3-1 Habs. We should be fired for this game after we blew it in Long Island last week.

Why should we be fired? Do you have a contract with the Habs? I don't.

 

[Habs Icing]

Comedy gold knows no boundaries.

And neither does a pandemic.

 

[PhysicX]

By the way, @Lshap could you PM me your address? I'll pre-emptively send you winner cups from Timmies just in case. I've got a collection of about 40 in the trunk of my car.

 

[nhlfan9191]

Why should we be fired? Do you have a contract with the Habs? I don't.

Bad place for a typo. Fired up is what I was going for.

 

[PhysicX]

Don't throw it out. I specialize in removing curses. Unfortunately, my powers work only within the confines of my four walls. Something to do with the aboriginal burial grounds the house is built on.

My services are better: One-time fee of $50 dollars.

Comes with a year guarantee.

 

[Kairi Zaide]

Don't throw it out. I specialize in removing curses. Unfortunately, my powers work only within the confines of my four walls. Something to do with the aboriginal burial grounds the house is built on.

Can you please invite Mete and Lehkonen at your house?

 

[Conflicted Habs fan]

Go Go!

 

[Bee Holder]

It's going to be my first game at the Bell Centre in 3 years. I really hope the good guys win it!

 

[Habsqqww]

It's going to be my first game at the Bell Centre in 3 years. I really hope the good guys win it!

You will get your wish....the islanders will win it

 

[Tuggy]

Would be nice to see some players get off the schneid tonight.

Specifically Kotkaniemi or Drouin. I've given up hope that Mete will ever score a goal

 

[Doc McKenna]

Barf-a-roni.
The montreal canadein treat.
Barf-a-roni
Our powerplay has two left feet.

 

[groovejuice]

Ahhhhh yes. That time of year. When hope springs eternal ...

The Habs coming off a win in Philly and keeping their playoff chances alive.

Snow melting. More sunny days.

And Blou probably, likely, optimistically, possibly doing the GDT for tonight's game ...





Oh, nooooooooooooo!!! How could this happen?

Luckily, I am able to provide a re-enactment ...

Just when I thought I'd be catching a break.

Immediately upon learning of Blou abdicating and preferring instead to levitate in the distance, I desperately tried sending a Bat-signal to Roy Munson ...

Unfortunately, Roy was nowhere to be found.


The whole thing kind of reminds of that watch Marc Bergevin has been sporting since last year.

Just when you think it's going to tell the time ... it can completely burst into flames without notice.

Bergevin's watch has added features. It resets every 7 years even if it has burst into flames several times over. Ugh ... this is fine.



Some flattering, feel-good Habs news on their day off yesterday:

And since good news rarely come alone, there were these other "wins" on a whole other level ...

Moving on to our regular KK feature. Now that KK has claimed the Mint title for himself, he's getting challengers.

Who did it best?

When you're as Minty as KK, you can even afford to not look your best and and still be Minty-fresh.

For those of you wondering where the connection between KK and Tim Horton's comes from:



You'll see KK and his bud, Mete (who he calls "Bobs") go to a Tim Horton's drive-thru and order Ice Capps, which KK tries for the first time.

The result?

Another GDT trend to keep an eye on -- Mrb1p has been running a counter of certain irritants he notices during the game. He'll typically start pointing them out, assigning a number to each new eventuality.

Despite his good intentions and keen eye, he'll eventually abandon the pursuit, on account of getting bored, distracted, contested or fighting off a food coma caused by a massive plate of Beefaroni, or due to all of the above.

To wit:








Mrb1p, your Beefaroni got me at the word "PREMIUM". I mean, how the hell do they get so much "goodness" into a can?

Keep an eye out for his counter as it's only going to be around for about a period and a half.

LINEUPS TBA



Like I was saying, when you're Minty-fresh like KK, even a dopey pic of you will still be Mint ...

Holy **** @Runner77!

 

[Lshap]

Mod Severity Spectrum (MSS)

Lshap--------------|middle|---------------F...

You get what you pay for.

 

[Lshap]

By the way, @Lshap could you PM me your address? I'll pre-emptively send you winner cups from Timmies just in case. I've got a collection of about 40 in the trunk of my car.

This has the makings of a great April Fools event. 40 people in a row asking the cashier for their free coffee/donut/meal. Except they're at a McDonalds.

 

[Habs Halifax]

Go Go!

I want to hear the.... nah-nah-nah-nah, HEY! Goal celebration song a few times tonight!

 

[Lshap]

Got free tickets to tonight's game. Funny - I kept my promise to not buy any tickets this season, yet I ended up being gifted five or six freebies.

 

[Kairi Zaide]

Got free tickets to tonight's game. Funny - I kept my promise to not buy any tickets this season, yet I ended up being gifted five or six freebies.

People truly hate you

 

[Lshap]

People truly hate you

Get in line.

(the secret is to be a middle-age guy with middle-age friends and middle-age business contacts with mid-level interest in a mid-tier team who are willing to share their middle row seats)

 

[Habs Halifax]

Got free tickets to tonight's game. Funny - I kept my promise to not buy any tickets this season, yet I ended up being gifted five or six freebies.

Did you trade your Tim's roll up winner for the free Habs ticket?