Evaluate - Peter C. and Cam Dogg (Parody of "Regulate" by Warren G and Nate Dogg)
[Peter]:
Evaluators
We evaluate all talent of the league
And we're damn good too
But you can't be any ol' Harvard grad
Gotta be handy with the phones if you know what I mean, reach out to EVERYONE!
EVALUATORS!!! Pick up!
[Peter]:
It was a B's game night, a game at home
Peter C up in the booth, using all his phones
Talking with all the GMs, trying to make some trades
Just sitting his chair, failing once again.
[Cam Dogg]:
Just hit the ****ing desk for the 11th time
Knowing the cameras are always panned at me
Thinking Pete C has something up his sleeve
As we lose another game by more than 3.
[Peter]:
So I dialed up the phone to call Mr. Maloney
Asking about Vermette and he said that's baloney
Told Cam I offered Caron and he said "What?"
Didn't know what to say so I said "We suck."
[Cam Dogg]:
I knew I had to do something to turn the tide
I suggested Jim Nill and Peter cried
That's when I remembered bout the Seguin trade
I guess we need more time to evaluate.
[Peter]:
I was feeling all scared because of Jim Nill
Before we made that trade I think he slipped me a pill
Now all the other GMs just sit and wait
And all I can really do is evaluate.
[Cam Dogg]:
Here comes that new Czech, or is he a Swede?
I saw that one on one goal and I'll admit I peed
We've decided we'll burn a year from his ELC
And its gives more time to Mister PC
[Peter]:
He was my ace in the hole, the kid saved me
Of having to foolishly trade Milan Lucic.
Now all I gotta do is hope Z can skate
So I can have more time to evaluate.
[Cam Dogg]:
These guys think they're gonna push PC around
All because Jim Nill slapped him quite sound.
If they think that's true they'll deal with me.
Cause Seabass will kick ass in the 413
[Peter]:
If you know what I knowww
You'll see trades aren't easy.
If you smoked what I smokeddd
You'll see its always better to evaluate.
[Peter]:
We've gone and realized the prices were too high
And thats not about players its my weed dealer guy.
Because through all this time that's all we've done
And told you we've just been trying to evaluate.
For those that haven't heard the song in a while/ever.