GDT: Game 44: Coyotes @ Oilers - 8 PM - FSAZ - Never Say Die

[Pomee]

Ouch! The most painful goal I have ever seen.

 

[Muppet]

Garland scores off his f***ing face and he's dead. Another funeral to attend.

 

[huh]

oh my garland

 

[TheLegend]

RIP Garland. We're not allowed to have players.

“Hockey the Hard Way”

 

[CBJ goalie]

Garland: week to week with death.

If this wasn't so surreal, all of these injuries would be comical.

 

[RemoAZ]

Wow that's a new way to score.

 

[moosemeister]

Upper body day to day

 

[Muppet]

It would have gone in even if Garland wasn't there. Toasterle would have a double

 

[TheLegend]

Listening to the radio here at work. You could sense Heeter was worried in his voice.

 

[RemoAZ]

I think the opposing teams are looking at the lineup card before the game and forgetting that they actually need to try before they get the win.

 

[TheLegend]

Hope Bunting didn’t unpack back in Tucson.

 

[GiveAFlyingPuck]

Garland's been getting tips from Hammer, "Just let the puck hit you."

 

[SniperHF]

you

Or Richardson for that matter.

 

[rt]

Stepan has decided to break the "most floating minutes in a single game" record.

He’s a floating dump.

 

[SniperHF]

Slick play from Weal to Keller. Would rather see Keller shoot that low though if he's just gonna chuck it at the chest. At least that way you might beat his butterfly.

 

[GiveAFlyingPuck]

If we were up 4-1, that would have been a goal for Keller. But we're only up one and the next Patrick Kane has yet to materialize.

 

[TheLegend]

 

[Imaravencawcaw]

Goddamn I love me some Lybushkin

 

[SniperHF]

So what Dave Vest is saying is, in another couple hours we'll have found out Garland has a broken cheek bone and will be out 2 months.

 

[SniperHF]

Whomp whomp.

 

[Muppet]

That's a bad read, Keumps. Mike Smith-esque.

 

[Imaravencawcaw]

That's a bad read, Keumps. Mike Smith-esque.

Yea he hasn't had a real bad one like that in a long while

 

[huh]

So what Dave Vest is saying is, in another couple hours we'll have found out Garland has a broken cheek bone and will be out 2 months.

Not sure, but think he's cut higher up on the forehead.

 

[Pomee]

Kempe needs to be benched after this PK. Two terrible plays in 10 seconds stretch.

 

[Lyotes]

I always feel like keumpers positioning is terrible.