GDT: Game 36: vs Oilers 7:30pm

[TheBeard]

Well, at least they've held Connor and Leon to a combined 1 point.

 

[Barrie22]

Well, at least they've held Connor and Leon to a combined 1 point.

2, 1 goal leon, 1 assist Connor

 

[Anomie2029]

Is labanc playing tonight? The app i use for stats during a game has him on the playing list, but 0 minutes of ice time

Nope. Carpenter is back in the lineup.

 

[OrrNumber4]

How much blame should Chrona shoulder for the goals against?

 

[Anomie2029]

It’s the same problems with this team:

- They just allow teams to stand unopposed front of net to take the goalies’ eyes away, tip the puck, or get the rebound.
- They’re constantly chasing the puck in their own end. The system is so poor that teams can just park in the zone and freely pass it around until the Sharks have been pinned in their end for 1:30.
- constantly bumble-f***ing the puck on the zone exit or in the neutral zone. I’m pretty sure I saw Kunin fall over the puck when he had possession in that last period.
- Quinn preaches compete and effort, but he doesn’t hold players accountable. Kunin makes some of the laziest plays you will find. He will never be scratched.

How much blame should Chrona shoulder for the goals against?

Chrona was just as bad as the skaters in front of him.

 

[Bizz]

I just got home, turned on the TV, and saw the score.

Then I turned 360 degrees and walked away.

 

[Barrie22]

I just got home, turned on the TV, and saw the score.

Then I turned 360 degrees and walked away.

Why would you turn back towards the catastrophe that is the sharks hockey.

 

[Bizz]

Why would you turn back towards the catastrophe that is the sharks hockey.

 

[Anomie2029]

Quinn moving Eklund onto a line with Studnika and Kunin…

What the actual f***?

 

[Bizz]

are image links broken?

anyways,

Turn 360 Degrees and Walk Away is a troll catchphrase that's often used as bait in online discussions where it is structured as a question-answer joke. The full joke introduces the question, "Why do they call it the Xbox 360?" with the answer "Because when you see it, you'll turn 360 degrees and walk away." The punchline is intentionally nonsensical because 360 degrees is a complete circle, meaning if you turn 360 degrees, you'll end up facing the same direction as before. When Microsoft revealed the name of their new console, some people were confused why they called it the "Xbox 360" instead of the "Xbox 2," so whenever anyone asks why this name was chosen, it's common for people familiar with the meme to reply with its punchline. Coinciding with the release of the console, the meme was popularized in 2006 and frequently used until dying off around 2014 with the next-gen Xbox One.

 

[The Nemesis]

Quinn moving Eklund onto a line with Studnika and Kunin…

What the actual f***?

Quinn honestly seems to believe Kunin is good.

 

[The Nemesis]

My stream just died. It lasted a period and a half longer than the Sharks did.

 

[hotcabbagesoup]

I don't quite understand how he's maintained a roster spot for so long. He's the guy who makes me think that the whole "player-blackmailing-the-coach" joke is true...

Could quite possibly be true haha. Burroughs was inexplicably getting PP for a couple of games earlier in the season way before we got Addison and put Granlund on the point. Burroughs. On the powerplay. It was mind-boggling lol.

 

[LilLeeroy]

Chrona is the tank commander this team needs. He is our only hope of saving the Sharks from another Grier pep talk.

 

[fasterthanlight]

draisaitl moves like a bear on skates, lucic esque

 

[Anomie2029]

Quinn honestly seems to believe Kunin is good.

Aside from allowing Karlsson to be Karlsson last season (something Boughner couldn’t do), Quinn has absolutely no redeeming factors as a coach.

I’m not expecting wins. But it’s moves like this that just scream that he has no idea what he’s doing.

 

[Bizz]

I love how this team just lets Ekholm crosscheck and push around their de facto Captain with no repercussions whatsoever.

 

[hotcabbagesoup]

Eklund with a sneaky pass wowza

 

[Alaskanice]

Ugh

 

[bluefunnel]

My Directv just randomly quit before the game was over. I guess it was just done watching the game.

 

[The Nemesis]

Mercifully, it's over.

 

[Friday]

Big L's

 

[Bizz]

Strudnicka is completely useless. Thanks Grier for wasting a draft pick and a perfectly good AHLer for him. A++ 10/10 job well done.

 

[fasterthanlight]

Say what you want, but they played ice hockey that game, and no one can take that fact away from them

 

[drunksage]

SNOG announcement​

Did you all SNOG as if Campbell was in goal?

#	Date / Opponent​	SNOG Winner(s)​	Result​
1	Oct. 12 vs Golden Knights	NewMuzu24, weastern bias	VGK 4-1
2	Oct. 14 vs Avalanche	none	Avs 2-1 SO
3	Oct. 17 vs Hurricanes	TheBeard	Canes 6-3
4	Oct. 19 vs Bruins	none	Bruins 3-1
5	Oct. 21 at Predators	none	Predators 5-1
6	Oct. 24 at Panthers	weastern bias	Panthers 3-1
7	Oct. 26 at Lightning	Red Light Lover	Lightning 6-0
8	Oct. 27 at Hurricanes	PattyLafontaine	Canes 3-0
9	Oct. 29 at Capitals	none	Capitals 3-1
10	Nov. 2 vs Canucks	none	Canucks 10-1
11	Nov. 4 vs Penguins	none	Penguins 10-2
12	Nov. 7 vs Flyers	Red Light Lover	Sharks 2-1
13	Nov. 9 vs Oilers	none	Sharks 3-2
14	Nov. 10 at Golden Knights	none	VGK 5-0
15	Nov. 12 at Ducks	Skeksis25	Ducks 4-1
16	Nov. 14 vs Panthers	none	Panthers 5-3
17	Nov. 16 vs Blues	none	Sharks 5-1
18	Nov. 20 at Canucks	none	Canucks 3-1
19	Nov. 22 at Kraken	none	Kraken 7-1
20	Nov. 24 vs Canadiens	hockeyCEO, timorous me	Canadiens 3-2 SO
21	Nov. 25 vs Canucks	none	Sharks 4-3
22	Nov. 27 vs Capitals	none	Sharks 2-1
23	Nov. 30 at Bruins	none	Bruins 3-0
24	Dec. 1 at Devils	none	Sharks 6-3
25	Dec. 3 at Rangers	none	Rangers 6-5
26	Dec. 5 at Islanders	Great Makohead Shork	Sharks 5-4 OT
27	Dec. 7 at Red Wings	none	Sharks 6-5 OT
28	Dec. 10 at Golden Knights	none	VGK 5-4 SO
29	Dec. 12 vs Jets	none	Sharks 2-1
30	Dec. 15 at Coyotes	none	Coyotes 1-0
31	Dec. 17 at Avalanche	none	Avalanche 6-2
32	Dec. 19 vs Kings	coooldude	Kings 4-1
33	Dec. 21 vs Coyotes	none	Coyotes 5-2
34	Dec. 23 at Canucks	none	Canucks 7-4
35	Dec. 27 at Kings	none	Kings 5-1
36	Dec. 28 vs Oilers	none	Oilers 5-0

Rank	2023-24 SNOG standings​	# of SNOGs
T-1.	Red Light Lover, weastern bias	2
T-3.	coooldude, Great Makohead Shork, hockeyCEO, NewMuzu24, PattyLafontaine, Skeksis25, TheBeard, timorous me	1