Post-Game Talk: Game 3: Crow gets the shutout, series now 2-1, Hawks shell finally doesn't break

[hisgirlfriday]

For the past five or so years, one franchise, perhaps more than any other, has been the FACE of the NHL...

But discontented by monotony in his annual Stanley Cup Playoffs storyline, NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman decided it was time for America's Sweethearts to...

turn HEEL!

I hereby and henceforth proclaim you, Chicago Blackhawks, the Chicago Unsportsmanlike!

Alas, the heel persona took a toll on our heroes, and resulted in a 3-game suspension of Brent "the Hitman" Seabrook. How ever will they replace him?

Wait... what's that? OH MAH GAWD! That sounds like CM Punk's music!

BLACKHAWKS IN 7!!!

Tonight's Tentative Lineups:



FORWARDS:
Buff Bickell - Capt. Jon Toewsbano - Stone Cold Brandon Saad
The Iron Sharp - The Million Dollar Man Michal Handzus - Hulk Hossa
Kris "Macho Man" Versteeg - Hacksaw Andrew Shaw - Kane
Bam Bam Bollig - The Swedish Bulldog - Ben "The Brain" Smith

DEFENSEMEN:
Diamond Duncan Keith - Sheldon "the Snake" Brookbank
Hammer - Johnny "The Body" Oduya
Nature Boy Nick Leddy - Rowdy Rozy Piper

GOALIE:
The Big Crow





FORWARDS:
Ott -Steen - Oshie
Schwartz - Sobotka - Tarasenko
Morrow - Berglund - Reaves
Porter - Lapierre - Cracknell

DEFENSEMEN:
Bouwmeester - Pietrangelo
Jackman - Shattenkirk
Leopold - Polak

GOALIE:
Miller

LLLLLLLLLLLET'S GET READY TO RUMMMMMMMMMMMMBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE!

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[Crazy_Ike]

By Gawd, King! Backes has a FAMILY! He's BROKEN IN HALF!

 

[Gootie]

Time to put the Blues in the camel clutch and make them humble.

 

[Falco Lombardi]

I'm not going to lie....this is absolutely incredible.

 

[SLarmer28*]

Fantastic introduction and theme.

Well done!

 

[Bubba88]

great idea, love that GDT

 

[member 151739]

Fantastic job, HGF. I knew you'd come through with the idea.

Can we kick their candy ass, please?

 

[Your Reality Check]

by gawd, king! Backes has a family! He's broken in half!

Why Seabrook, why!? Tell me why you son of a *****!!!

 

[hawksfan50]

They recalled DAHLBECK and LABARBERA. ..that's it for the Black Aces to join Morn and Regin and Rundblad?

 

[UsernameWasTaken]

Why was Labarbera recalled?

 

[clydesdale line]

I'll find out later, but I believe I'll be at this game. Hope to come home to a Hawks win.

Can we kick their candy ass, please?

Bunch of jabronies were dealing with here.

 

[hawksfan50]

The vaunted Blackhawks forwards must start producing goals....not gonna happen if T and K each only fire 1 shot on Miller or Sharp just 2 shots on him...gotta do a lot more than that...Toews on for both the tying and winning STL goals..that cannot happen again.. Gotta get much more WIN not LOSE play from the 2 poster boys..Our best have got to show up and shine.

 

[hisgirlfriday]

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[zytz]

wish morin could buy some ice time

 

[Marina]

lmao, awesome gdt.

this day is gonna go by soooooo slow.

 

[deytookerjaabs]

wish morin could buy some ice time

Hawks should put up a charity quickstart where fans can pay to get him in the lineup.

 

[theaub]

finally the hawks HAVE COME BACK to chicago

 

[ndgt10]

probably a must win.

Can the Hawks win an OT game? They will have to tonight.

 

[Nothingman*]

No Rock in the GDT?

It doesn't matter what your name is!
Layeth the smack down on your candy ass
Shut your hole and know your roll.
Shine it up real nice....put some lube on it...turn that sum ***** sideways and shove it up your candy ass!

I mean....come on!!!!!!

 

[committedindian86]

Just. Win. Baby.

 

[SchruteFarms]

Bravo!

 

[AmericanDream]

Nature Boy Nick Leddy and Bam Bam Bollig nearly made me piss myself!!

 

[Dave is a killer]

GOAT

 

[M.C.G. 31]

Greatest heel turn of all time. #BESTFORBUSINESS

Go Hawks. Please win.

 

[IU Hawks fan]

Morning Skate Live starting in a couple minutes

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