Flyers introduce new mascot named Gritty

[Paperbagofglory]

Gritty would've eaten him but he didn't want to end up with food poisoning.

EWWW looking at that digusting monstrous looking evil creature will give me nightmares tonight. Gritty, don't look directly into its eyes!

 

[sabremike]

Pittsburgh has THE worst talk radio in the United States.

I can conclusively prove that statement in two words: Mark Madden.

 

[Ozz]

Gritty stopped by Conan last night:

 

[John Price]

What is taking them so long to release Gritty memoribilia? Get to work. Do you know how much money you can make off merchandising his good name?

 

[Randy Randerson]

Gritty gets even creepier after he's 'unmasked' on 'Conan'

 

[Cellee]

Gritty gets even creepier after he's 'unmasked' on 'Conan'

That is amazing

 

[snipes]

Politics eh? This thread is getting out of line…

Let’s stay on track with an old picture of young Gritty making the most out of his first trip to Colombia.

Gritty is captain of the blow train. No doubt about it.

 

[Lexus]

On Conan.

 

[Rich Nixon]

I can conclusively prove that statement in two words: Mark Madden.

Or as I call him, Jabba the Drive-Time Radio Slob.

 

[Dorian2]

I can't get this out of my head when I see Gritty..so I'll post it. He's starting to grow on me for some strange reason. Can someone superimpose Gritty in there?

 

[mercury]

I can conclusively prove that statement in two words: Mark Madden.

That clown was the main reasoning behind my statement. Scott Ferrall also came out of that market.

 

[Theo Von]

BOLD.

 

[Ziggy Stardust]

The power of Gritty is fueling the Flyers tonight.

 

[Broad Street Buddies]

The powder of Gritty is fueling the Flyers tonight.

Fixed it for you.

 

[Rich Nixon]

fire it up

 

[Broad Street Buddies]

fire it up

Damn, I would bang that...

And Andrea ain't so bad either!

Edit: I am sorry for that might be a misogynist/sexism comment.

 

[Tom ServoMST3K]

This has been a banner couple weeks for mascots.

I thought Gritty had stolen my heart. But now I have a new love.

Nyango Star. His backstory is he was a japanese white cat that died, was buried in an apple orchard, and returned to the land of the living as half cat, half apple. His dream is to travel to america and become famous.

 

[sabremike]

This has been a banner couple weeks for mascots.

I thought Gritty had stolen my heart. But now I have a new love.

Nyango Star. His backstory is he was a japanese white cat that died, was buried in an apple orchard, and returned to the land of the living as half cat, half apple. His dream is to travel to america and become famous.

GOD BLESS JAPAN!!!!!!

 

[TheAngryHank]

fire it up

Hilarious

 

[PunkRockLocke]

Damn, I would bang that...

And Andrea ain't so bad either!

Edit: I am sorry for that might be a misogynist/sexism comment.

Please don't cater to the PC crusaders/vigilantes.

If a woman said what you did, but about a man, people would be high fiving.

 

[ThreeOfAPerfectPair]

This has been a banner couple weeks for mascots.

I thought Gritty had stolen my heart. But now I have a new love.

Nyango Star. His backstory is he was a japanese white cat that died, was buried in an apple orchard, and returned to the land of the living as half cat, half apple. His dream is to travel to america and become famous.

Gritty better up his game.

 

[ThreeOfAPerfectPair]

Gritty stopped by Conan last night:

I love Conan. From what I've seen, this is the only decent "mainstream" skit that's actually shown some effort/is funny.

 

[Rich Nixon]

Please don't cater to the PC crusaders/vigilantes.

If a woman said what you did, but about a man, people would be high fiving.

Nah it's good baby keep your hands to yourself, ain't catering to anything other than common decency.

 

[Ziggy Stardust]

 

[Ziggy Stardust]

fire it up

Gritty must have encountered the same Leprechaun who told Ralph to burn things.