In my best Eddie Olczyk impersonation
''Now I want everybody here to pay attention to #39 in red. Right.... THERE! That's defenseman Seth Helgeson. Watch as he gets pinned in his own end for almost a minute at a time. Watch as he gets mugged and turned around by the random Flyers 4th line guy Dale Weise. See how he can't even skate it out of the zone? See how he can't move the puck because he thinks it's gonna burn a hole through his stick? This allows the Flyers to make a line change. Now watch that big hit that he lays because he can't gain possession of the puck. He lays that hit after an extremely long shift of being cycled to death in the Devils end, Bellemare takes a hit to make a play, Chris Vandevelde takes it to the net and it's 1-0 Flyers! He goes to the front of the net and scores. Now remember kids, if you wanna score goals, you go to the front of the net! But this all starts because of the excessively long shift and lack of pucks skills, skating and positional play from Seth Helgeson''.