Dear 2015-16 Calgary Flames:
You have no redeeming qualities whatsoever. There is no incentive for me to watch you play.
The goaltending sucks, and a change has to be made. Reimer, Ward, Brent Krahn, I don’t care. That needs to be fixed.
I’m not even going to address the defense. When Dale Weise can score a hat-trick on you...
Congratulations to Josh Jooris for scoring his first goal of the season. Otherwise… get it together. A 2.0 GPG average simply won’t cut it in the Western Conference.
It’s early, yes, but it seems already as though this season has been lost. Unless, of course, Brad Treliving can make a trade. And I think that I can give you a hint as to who should be on his way out. 4 sure.
Signed,
Glengarry Glencross