TV: Favourite Simpsons Moments | Part II

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I start fires!!!!

 

[John Price]

Remember, we're newlyweds on our way to Earth Capital.

Sorry about my partner. He had to borrow a human brain.

 

[John Price]

Wait a minute, Xena can't fly.

 

[bigdirty]

A wizard did it.

 

[tony d]

 

[bigdirty]

 

[John Price]

Well, I can't give you the car, Krusty, but I can offer it to you for practically nothing.

 

[John Price]

Need more Treehouse of Horror references.

I'm the first person to travel through time! Correction, Homer, you're the second.

 

[Mr Fahrenheit]

Thats right Mr. Peabody!

 

[John Price]

Thats right Mr. Peabody!

Quiet, you.

 

[John Price]

Grandpa Simpson: [Flashback of younger Grampa in a tuxedo] If you ever travel back in time, don't step on anything. Because even the tiniest change can alter the future in ways you can't imagine.
Homer Simpson: Right. As long as I stay perfectly still and don't touch anything, I won't destroy the future.
[a prehistoric mosquito flies by]
Homer Simpson: Stupid bug! You go squish now!

 

[The Nemesis]

Need more Treehouse of Horror references.

I'm the first person to travel through time! Correction, Homer, you're the second.

First non-Brazilian person.


I hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

 

[Taro Tsujimoto]

Take my pen knife my good man!!

Were you sent here by the devil?

 

[LeafalCrusader]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Were you sent here by the devil?

No good Sir, I'm on the level

 

[John Price]

"Homer, me and some of the ghouls are concerned the project isn't going forward."

"Can't murder, eating."

"Oh, for crying out loud."

 

[John Price]

"Homer, you're still not in your own dimension. I can get you back, but you have to do exactly as I say..."

 

[WarriorOfGandhi]

"Have you noticed any change in Bart?"
"New glasses?"
"No, he looks like something might be disturbing him."
"Probably misses his old glasses."
"I guess we could get more involved in Bart's activities, but then I'd be afraid of smothering him."
"Yeah, and then we'd get the chair."
"That wasn't what I meant."
"It was Marge, admit it."

 

[NyQuil]

 

[John Price]

Homer: (In echo voice) Hello? Can anybody hear me?
Marge: Homer, where are you?
Homer: Uhhh... I'm somewhere where I don't know where I am!
Marge: Do you see towels? If you see towels, you're probably in the linen closet again.
Homer: Just a second! ... No, it's a place I've never been before!
Patty: Heh, the shower! (Patty and Selma laugh)

 

[Ozz]

Ooh! And once I sawr a blimp!

 

[bigdirty]

Ooh! And once I sawr a blimp!

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

Need more Treehouse of Horror references.

I'm the first person to travel through time! Correction, Homer, you're the second.

Has anyone seen the movie Tron?

 

[John Price]

Has anyone seen the movie Tron?

Take that, you lousy dimension.

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

Take that, you lousy dimension.

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