Fate of the Universe on the line, who takes the final shot?

[TKB]

If the fate of the universe is really on the line, I’m hopeful a hockey shot isn’t what’s going to save it.

I'm guessing the goalie will just let it go in, doesn't matter who shoots.

 

[TheAngryHank]

Kovalchuk

 

[Markster]

Simo Hayha

I thought about him as well as Vasily Zaitsev but picked Kyle just on recency.

 

[Petey But Really Jim]

This is still Joe Sakic.

World Heroes

Hockey version of Space Jam

www.fiveminutesforfighting.com

 

[Jauffre]

Ken Daneyko

 

[Mirka the Turka]

Ken Daneyko

You should be evaluated for suicidal ideation

 

[Goose]

I don't why, but I feel very certain it should be Nail Yakupov.

 

[alko]

Universe? Then some Alien. A human being can not process such pressure.

 

[Terrier]

Pasta

 

[mcdingdong]

Since it’s apparently necessary for me to give out remedial lessons in basic statistical inference, here’s lesson #2: context matters and must be taken into account when drawing conclusions from data. For instance, the fact that Point was injured both of the last two postseasons clearly negates any implication that he was a choker based on the numbers alone.

And nothing I said was disingenuous - to the contrary, I called out the disingenuousness in someone else, showed how his argument was flawed and reliant on cherry-picked statistics, and disproved his thesis using more recent and therefore appropriate numbers. Do you have anything intelligent to contribute to the discussion, or is unnecessary snark the limit of your capability as well?

It is funny though that you think someone like you matters enough to get me bent out of shape, or indeed to have any impact on my life whatsoever beyond wasting my time reading your nonsense. Fortunately that is easily remedied.

I've worked in STEM for over a decade, but you won't find me screeching it at people on a message board all day to make myself feel good. Again, I invite you to re-read the OP and ask yourself why you are so fired up. I bet your keys take an absolute beating when you're typing lmao.

PS: The bolded made me laugh. Do you possess a single shred of self awareness? Unnecessary snark is your entire personality!

Getting back on topic, the answer is clearly NOT Zach Hyman because the goal would be disallowed.

 

[The Hanging Jowl]

I'm hijacking this thread to once again push my 5-man stack theory. 1 goal lead late in a crucial game. Goalie on the bottom, 4 forwards stacked on top of him blocking the whole net. One guy left out to take faceoffs, ice the puck, block shots, whatever. One day I'll be remembered for this and you'll be able to say you were here to witness it.

 

[Darcy Tucker]

 

[Dirty Dan]

I don't why, but I feel very certain it should be Nail Yakupov.

Well if he did score that goal he's done a celebration worthy of the achievement

Goal scoring was never the problem with Yak, he was well above average in that aspect of the game

 

[Seanaconda]

Marty Joe Sakic reasoner

 

[Goose]

I know who Marc Crawford is NOT picking.