It goes like this IMO (forwards major regular season awards):
1. Hart
2. Art Ross
3. Lindsay
4. Rocket
5. Selke
6. Minor awards (Masterton, Messier, Lady Byng etc.)
So you think that the media's opinion of who should be MVP is more relevant than the players? That doesn't make a whole lot of sense to me.
For me
1 - Lindsay - Nothing is more gratifying than everyone else in your profession tell you that you did it best.
2 - Con Smythe - Dominating when it matters most.
3 - Art Ross - Chances are the opposition spent the entire season trying to shut you down, but you still led the entire league in points.
4 - Selke - Congrats, you're the most well-rounded forward in the league.
5 - Rocket - Congrats, you can put the puck in the net. Doesn't suggest you can kill penalties or even put the puck in the net all that often at even strength.
6 - Hart - People who get paid money to talk about people like talking about you. If your agent has half a brain you're making more money from instagram than actually playing hockey.
7 - Lady Byng - The nice guy who played really well, but didn't do enough to win anything important.
8 - Masterton - Everyone thought your career was over, but you showed them that you've at least got a few more seasons left in the tank.
9 - Messier - You're a captain with groupies and they aren't hotties.
How on earth is there a Messier award? Like having a Messier award and not having a Gretzy or Lemieux award? What a joke.
Maybe we can start giving players Gretzky awards for making into the HHOF.
We could give the Lemeiux award to the players that spend the least amount of time in the gym... but I think Mario deserves a bit better than that.