GDT: Edmonton Oilers @ NY Islanders | 5:30 PM MT | SN360

[LemmyUlanov55]

I might watch the 1st period or fall asleep before puckdrop..

Go Oilers!

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

My friends, I have never once touched boobs. Can someone tell me how they feel before I die?

like a bag of sand.

 

[Jimmi McJenkins]

Find a way, get a win. They need one here.

 

[Messrules11]

My friends, I have never once touched boobs. Can someone tell me how they feel before I die?

They’re better in your mouth

 

[OfCorsiDid]

Feeling great after that Canada WC game.

Can't wait for my mood to take a 180 tonight.

 

[PULSATING]

My friends, I have never once touched boobs. Can someone tell me how they feel before I die?

Like bags of sand

 

[Oilers in NS]

My friends, I have never once touched boobs. Can someone tell me how they feel before I die?

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[Oilers in NS]

My friends, I have never once touched boobs. Can someone tell me how they feel before I die?

 

[Sanchez]

They’re better in your mouth

 

[Oilers in NS]

My friends, I have never once touched boobs. Can someone tell me how they feel before I die?

 

[Cloned]

like a bag of sand.

Like bags of sand

Hopefully you two aren’t dealing with the same bags of sand.

 

[Old Boys Club]

So I saw a mainthread about Draisaitl's defensive numbers, decided to click. In the OP was a linked tweet from one @calgarypuckcom, who I can only assume is the owner/creator(?) of Calgary puck.

To no one's surprise, 3/4 of his tweets are about the Oilers. What a bad look lol. Is anyone honestly surprised though?

 

[McAsuno]

Hopefully you two aren’t dealing with the same bags of sand.

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

Hopefully you two aren’t dealing with the same bags of sand.

 

[Louis Cypher]

My friends, I have never once touched boobs. Can someone tell me how they feel before I die?

I was breast fed when young. I miss it now that I'm older.

 

[Stoneman89]

That's a big, heavy lineup we're facing tonight. Hopefully the team is going to bring it.

 

[Beerfish]

 

[Stoneman89]

I was breast fed when young. I miss it now that I'm older.

Not sure how old you are. Or, more importantly, how old your mother is. But I wonder what kind of shape her puppies are in these days for you to want to go back to suckling.

If you remember the colour of your date's eyes, then she likely has small boobs.

 

[BoldNewLettuce]

Pro tip; nipple

 

[McAsuno]

 

[29Beast97Mode]

Campbell already relegated to backup status. Good job Holland.

 

[Drivesaitl]

My friends, I have never once touched boobs. Can someone tell me how they feel before I die?

I can't help it. NSFW..

 

[5 Mins 4 Ftg]

Let me guess, Holloway getting 5 minutes on the 4th line again.

 

[Oilhawks]

Campbell already relegated to backup status. Good job Holland.

Might have something to do with the broken nose.

 

[Laodongxi]

My friends, I have never once touched boobs. Can someone tell me how they feel before I die?

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