Dream Deadline Acquisitions

[Rebels57]

Laughton?

Sure he could be in the mix too. Not currently under contract for 19-20 (RFA) so it will depend on what happens between now and then with Frosty and Vorobyev. Though a move to wing isn't out of the question for one of them.

 

[BernieTheGreat1]

Manning for a mid round pick.

Amac for anything thats not a worse contract with longer term.

Jori lehtera for a box of used condoms.
(Thats all hes worth at this point)

Matt read for a 3rd.

Neuvy+ for mrazek

Morin (since our staff hates him) + rubstov + stl 1st for hoffman (not sure if value is there on our end)

Who used the condoms? I can’t see a team giving up a whole box if it’s someone like Ryan Reynolds we’re talking about.

 

[kelmitchell]

Who used the condoms? I can’t see a team giving up a whole box if it’s someone like Ryan Reynolds we’re talking about.

Oh no sir, not anything high quality like ryan reynolds, im talking about some hideous, foul smelling wilderbeast wearing those thing, someone like amy Schumer

 

[David St Hubbins]

Oh no sir, not anything high quality like ryan reynolds, im talking about some hideous, foul smelling wilderbeast wearing those thing, someone like amy Schumer

I find it very difficult to “like” this post, but kudos are in order for, well, you know. Now, to find that ice pick and dig the visual from my mind ...