We Are Leafs Nation and everyone thinks we're idiot fools
Stupid analytics! Stupid Dubas! Good Canadian hockey is tough hockey and penalty minutes are seen as a positive, Leafs Nation : thinking deranged.
Sure: Those Europeans and Yankees know how to skate, make plays, be aware of their surroundings, but Canadian players are trying to figure out how to score form the penalty box, and you dare call good Canadian Kids useless tools?
We are Leafs Nation troglodytes! We will not go extinct! Do you really think that stupid Bettman and his stupid law degree and all of his idiot accountants, lawyers, and MBA types in the league office can put their mind toward avoiding being on the wrong end of a Post Concussion Syndrome lawsuit? Well, if you can see that, then there is no helping you, because the game from this Good Canadian Kid's eye remains unchanged!