Devils getting outshot 29-5, 35 mins in

Arthur*

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Svedberg got the third star of the game for his 14 save shutout.

That's just trolling
 

Frank Drebin

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Cory Schneider is probably the most unlucky goalie that I have seen in decades.

1) Gets drafted in 2004 goes to Boston College where he is outstanding

2) Dave Nonis convinces Schneider to sign a contract instead of waiting one more year and becoming a UFA.

3) He comes to Vancouver and is booted down to Manitoba where he toils for 2 years. Puts up great numbers.

4) Finally gets to be back up , and then Luongo signs a 12 year extension.

5) Fights to win the starting job from Luongo, and Lui asks for a trade . Gillis cant trade him due to his idiot contract and desire to go to Florida.

6) Unable to be traded, Luongo and Schneider must share the goal again. Finally a deal is struck between Gillis and Nonis, but the Toronto Gm backs out right after Luongo waives his NTC .

7) Schneider waits for Gillis to trade Luongo at the draft. Gillis calls him up to give him the news. However, Luongo isnt traded. He is. :rant:

8) Schneider goes to NJ and runs into their starting goaltender , the legendary Martin Brodeur.

9) Marty has no intentions of going quietly and fights Schenider for the job much like Luongo did. :help:

10) Finally Marty leaves and Cory has his starting job and new contract at last ! Only took him until age 28 :handclap:

11) Bolstered by his new status, Schneider takes to his craft. Unfortunately, the rest of the Devils are old and suck and have no hope of going anywhere. The Devils need to rebuild.

:banghead:

You cant make this stuff up folks. :cry:

You forgot:

1a) Being born with red hair
 

PatriceBergeronFan

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Actually the Bruins are pretty entertaining, last night's game is a good example of that. I'd take watching a Bruins game over a Devils game any day of the week.

:nod:

Unfortunately for NJ, they're just that team and have been for a while. Inject some youth and rebuild. Be more exciting and hopefully while your goalie is still ~31-32 you will be ready to go for it.
 

Jersey Fresh

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The Bruins are not some paragon of entertainment. Even when they were good.

And you think this is bad, wait till we jettison Jagr and Zidlicky.
 

Oak

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Really should tank for the McEichel sweepstakes. Rather either one of them in the metro than going to the Oilers or Sabres.
 

Pierce Hawthorne

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Season was over before it even started for the Devils.


It was hilarious reading posts from so many Devils fans before the season started talking about how they believed they had a playoff team this year.


Certainly not the case. The only real bright spot for them right now is Schneider. Larsson is maybe starting to find his game and Seversson has some potential, but other then that they don't have a whole lot on that roster right now.


McDavid, Eichel, or Hanifin would change that real quick though.
 

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