Dave Hakstol Has Been Fired: Celebration Thread

[Outlaw Samurai]

Now we know where Farmer will be starfishing this year

 

[Embiid]

bahahahaha

Hakstool with the colitis touch will undoubtedly turn the Laffs into a crap house....

 

[Beef Invictus]

Imagine if they put him in charge of literally anything outside of 5v5 defence.

Best not to let him pick players either.

 

[Audible Velvet]

Best not to let him pick players either.

No! Let him! Go Hakstok! Give him total autonomy in his role.

 

[Normand Lacombe]

Does anyone think that Hak can convince Dubas to surrender a 1st for Haag? A man can dream, right?

 

[RANKKA]

Does anyone think that Hak can convince Dubas to surrender a 1st for Haag? A man can dream, right?

you have big dreams, im dreaming of 3rd

 

[WestrnPhlyr]

you have big dreams, im dreaming of 3rd

Hell, I'd take a 7th at this point, if it meant that he was outta here.

Plus, then we'd have an extra 7th to trade to Montreal at next years draft because it seems that we always do.

 

[occultist goat]

Lol, this shit is just too funny...pray for the Toronto crumble leaves.

 

[Alex K]

Beauty

 

[BiggE]

To Philly: a 2nd round pick

To Toronto: Hagg and the loss of the ability to transition from defense to offense

 

[kudymen]

TML board thread educating me on how underappreciated Hak was here, and how he was a victim (bullshit certain white knight was saying for years) of the situation really makes me wish nothing good on them

 

[DancingPanther]

Does anyone think that Hak can convince Dubas to surrender a 1st for Haag? A man can dream, right?

If Hagg is traded for a first I'll rejoice in the streets

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

RARE 1991/1992 Indianapolis Ice IHL DAVE HAKSTOL GAME USED ROOKIE Jersey FLYERS | eBay

Someone needs to buy this... not me.

 

[BillDineen]

RARE 1991/1992 Indianapolis Ice IHL DAVE HAKSTOL GAME USED ROOKIE Jersey FLYERS | eBay

Someone needs to buy this... not me.

That logo is as boring as Dave.

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

RARE 1991/1992 Indianapolis Ice IHL DAVE HAKSTOL GAME USED ROOKIE Jersey FLYERS | eBay

Someone needs to buy this... not me.

$1,000.

 

[kudymen]

Is that his blood on the sleeve?

 

[mja]

Is that his blood on the sleeve?

From the Ebay description:

RARE 1991/1992 Indianapolis Ice DAVE HAKSTOL GAME USED ROOKIE Jersey.

FRESH from an Estate in Illinois! From a 30 year Private Collection!

VERY VERY RARE Rookie Game Used Indianapolis Ice Dave Hakstol jersey! Has multiple blood stains and repairs as seen in pictures! You won't find ANOTHER!

Hakstol Jerseys are EXTREMELY HARD to find!

Dont miss out on this ONCE in a Lifetime opportunity to own this ROOKIE Jersey!

Just what I've always wanted, Dave Hakstol's dried blood from one of his ass-kickings. I can't even imagine why Hak jerseys are EXTREMELY HARD to find! Truly a ONCE in a Lifetime opportunity!

@deadhead, you ok bud? You don't need to sell off your most prized possessions. I mean what's next, your complete collection of vintage Jerry Garcia ties? If you need money, I'm sure some of us will pitch in to help you out, albeit with some conditions, such as an agreeing to a 140 character limit on any / all future posts and changing your avatar to a Hak photoshop of @Captain Dave Poulin's choosing.

 

[Embiid]

RARE 1991/1992 Indianapolis Ice IHL DAVE HAKSTOL GAME USED ROOKIE Jersey FLYERS | eBay

Someone needs to buy this... not me.

Dave Hakstol himself will probably try and drive up the price with ridiculous bids...

 

[Rich Nixon]

Dave Hakstol himself will probably try and drive up the price with ridiculous bids...

Dave Hakstol himself is likely the seller.

 

[FlyerNutter]

I’m buying it.

Then using as the spread before every catheter or enema insertion.

 

[Chinatown88]

Crowdfund to buy it. Then we hold the first ever HF Flyers get together to burn it.

 

[FlyerNutter]

Had a few extra moments so I took a peek through this one. Good times boys. Good times.

May we never forget this feeling.

 

[prototypical4thliner]

Just hope the leafs fans that are descending in here en masse for cap’s Mona Lisa of a GDT get to review this one as well.

 

[Flyer lurker]

Dave Hakstol himself will probably try and drive up the price with ridiculous bids...

How brilliant would it be if you were say a philly sports bar and you step on a hak jersey as you enter the building....

 

[Curufinwe]

We missed the anniversary by one day.