GDT: CAR-FLA part 7

[Chrispy]

Hubris without hardware
Small penis energy
Kick it on the two six
cuz you know we got synergy
Dundon so cheap
he make the Canes fly Spirit
its a cheap junky plane
but there's no need to fear it
Panther fan hate us
can never debate us
they just run to the mods and make bullshit claims on us
Penis helicopter?
That's just so improper!
Attention Kmart shoppers, someone should stop her
lock all the threads on the main board now!
Watch out, two six running trains on your hoosegow!
We're much dumber yet more consequential
Got memes for days
the likes are essential

 

[BrindAmours Army]

Y'all just remember how bad it got at one point

Saturday's MVP ward, corvo, or chantel??

Hmm. Did the mainboard thread for this get killed in the transition?

Eric Staal, greatest player of hockey

 

[zman77]

 

[zman77]

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

Y'all just remember how bad it got at one point

Saturday's MVP ward, corvo, or chantel??

I had forgotten all about that particular thread.

The picture in the first reply is horrifying.

 

[zman77]

Marty deserves to rest and heal as long as it takes to be 100% Healthy!!

 

[zman77]

Big Jani comes to the Rescue!!

 

[Roboturner913]

Someone get a sample of "slap puck goal" to loop behind this

I had the Hard Knock Life beat in my head when I was writing it, the Jay-Z/Dr. Evil version

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

Big Jani comes to the Rescue!!

1)Hookhead holding off a Panther with each arm is amazing

2)It still aggravates me that this somehow ended up even strength. Hornqvist got hit legally and threw a bitch fit. Svech got penalized for basically getting punched by Lomberg's glove repeatedly. I'm not sure who was reffing the game, but whoever it was makes TJ Suxmore seem competent by comparison.

 

[Roboturner913]

The hilarious thing is, the "hit" that caused all that wasn't even that good a hit. The Panther player got hit in the arm/shoulder along the boards and dramatically flops himself over the bench trying to draw a call. Like, he literally stopped and changed directions to hurl himself over the wall. It was just so stupid. But I guess I have to respect it because the Canes were playing things so systematically they were never going to break until the Panthers got that 5 on 3.

 

[DaveG]

1)Hookhead holding off a Panther with each arm is amazing

2)It still aggravates me that this somehow ended up even strength. Hornqvist got hit legally and threw a bitch fit. Svech got penalized for basically getting punched by Lomberg's glove repeatedly. I'm not sure who was reffing the game, but whoever it was makes TJ Suxmore seem competent by comparison.

Francois Charon and Brandon Schrader (who?). Someone pointed out that in the stretch where the Canes have the second most wins in the entire league at nearly 100 since the start of 2019, we're somehow 3-10 when Charon is one of the officials. Dude either has a massive problem with Brindy or the team in and of itself.

 

[zman77]

Carolina Hurricanes at Florida Panthers
7:00 PM EST

Today’s NHL Referees and Linesmen – 4/22/21

REFEREES
	Francis Charron #6	Brandon Schrader #46
Games ’20-21	37	18
Games ’19-20 (Reg/PO)	63 / 17	7 / 0
Career Games (Reg/PO)	580 / 65	25 / 0
First NHL Game	4/5/10	3/1/19
Birthplace	Ottawa, ON	Sanborn, NY
Goals/Gm	5.7 (36)	6.1 (17)
PP/Gm	3.2 (9)	2.5 (42)
Penl/Gm	4.0 (13)	2.8 (42)
PIM/Gm	9.0 (19)	5.6 (42)
% of Penl on Home	46.0% (34)	38.0% (43)
More Penl on Rd %	16.0% (6)	60.0% (1)
Home Win %	52.0% (29)	57.0% (12)
Home Rec.	33-30	4-3
OT/SO Games	29.0% (9)	43.0% (1)
Calls by Period	1st	2nd	3rd	1st	2nd	3rd
2019-20	31%	45%	24%	31%	56%	13%
Team Records	19-20	18-19	17-18	19-20	18-19	17-18
CAR	1-2	1-3	1-5	0-0	0-0	0-0
FLA	2-3	3-2	1-3	0-0	0-0	0-0
LINESMEN
	Ryan Daisy #81	Brandon Gawryletz #64
Games ’20-21	38	46
Games ’19-20 (Reg/PO)	63 / 0	63 / 0
Career Games (Reg/PO)	299 / 5	375 / 0
First NHL Game	10/13/16	10/14/15
Birthplace	Mansfield, MA	Trail, BC

[TBODY] [/TBODY]

 

[Blueline Bomber]

Ooooh, now I think THIS should be our playoff credo

I second this. Or something about playoffs being serious business while all the avatars... aren't

 

[Finnish Jerk Train]

The picture in the first reply is horrifying.

That boy ain't right.

 

[zman77]

Brandon Gawryletz: Linesman for Last Night's Game 'Canes vs Panthers.
He has the highest level as a player in Hockey in this group.
He played in the BCHL and NCAA Leagues.
The 2 Refs not much experience.
Does it make a difference?
imho, yes it does.
Brandon Gawryletz at eliteprospects.com

 

[Svechhammer]

Hubris without hardware
Small penis energy
Kick it on the two six
cuz you know we got synergy
Dundon so cheap
he make the Canes fly Spirit
its a cheap junky plane
but there's no need to fear it
Panther fan hate us
can never debate us
they just run to the mods and make bullshit claims on us
Penis helicopter?
That's just so improper!
Attention Kmart shoppers, someone should stop her
lock all the threads on the main board now!
Watch out, two six running trains on your hoosegow!
We're much dumber yet more consequential
Got memes for days
the likes are essential

Keepin it in the GDT

 

[Incubajerks]

do you know that if someone didn't call the police last night we would have been partying all night?

 

[tarheelhockey]

Hmm. Did the mainboard thread for this get killed in the transition?

Eric Staal, greatest player of hockey

It'll be a damn shame if it did. The OP of that thread was a classic, a masterpiece.

Oh well, I guess these are the sacrifices we need to make if we want HF to not crash on deadline day.

 

[Roboturner913]

do you know that if someone didn't call the police last night we would have been partying all night?

Florida Man Totally Ruins Everything, more on Eyewitness News at 11

 

[LostInaLostWorld]

I had forgotten all about that particular thread.

The picture in the first reply is horrifying.

I was a lurker back then. I do remember that Chantel pic.

 

[BrindAmours Army]

It'll be a damn shame if it did. The OP of that thread was a classic, a masterpiece.

Oh well, I guess these are the sacrifices we need to make if we want HF to not crash on deadline day.

The thread is gone, but thankfully it did get archived!

Eric Staal's impressive season - HFBoards

 

[Navin R Slavin]

It'll be a damn shame if it did. The OP of that thread was a classic, a masterpiece.

Oh well, I guess these are the sacrifices we need to make if we want HF to not crash on deadline day.

I fail to understand what prevents the old threads from being exported to flat files and dumped to S3 -- being reliant on archive.org is silly, but whatever.

 

[GIN ANTONIC]

Hi, just wanted to say I have a new avatar. That is all

 

[Navin R Slavin]

Needs a "baby" at the end.

THAT'S GROSS HOCKEY, BABY!

 

[Cardiac Jerks]

We like our gross group.