Confirmed with Link: Canes Sign Claesson

[Boom Boom Apathy]

Canes traded for Dougie Hamilton. That must mean they’re going to trade Faulk soon....

Canes defense is really deep right? That must mean they’re going to trade Faulk soon....

Canes gotta make room for Adam Fox right? That must mean they’re going to trade Faulk soon.....

Canes just signed Calvin De Haan, that must mean they’re going to trade Faulk soon.....

Canes just signed Chase Priskie, that must mean they’re going to trade Faulk soon.....

Canes just signed Jake Gardiner, that must mean they’re going to trade Faulk soon.....

Canes just signed Claesson, that must mean they’re going to trade Faulk soon.....

Ha ha..true. In fairness though, they have tried to trade Faulk, they just haven't succeeded.

 

[Unsustainable]

Your pipeline can never be too full of D. There's always room for another one to cram in there.

This is the most perverted statement ever made on this board.

 

[CandyCanes]

Ha ha..true. In fairness though, they have tried to trade Faulk, they just haven't succeeded.

Fixed it.....

Canes traded Justin Faulk to Anaheim. Oh wait Justin Faulk used his no trade clause.

 

[Novacane]

Haven’t had a chance to read this thread yet, but this just seems hilarious at this point

 

[TheReelChuckFletcher]

Haven’t had a chance to read this thread yet, but this just seems hilarious at this point

Just wait for the thread when Julius Honka becomes a Cane, then this thread will seem like a pittance.

 

[SlavinAway]

Canes traded for Dougie Hamilton. That must mean they’re going to trade Faulk soon....

Canes defense is really deep right? That must mean they’re going to trade Faulk soon....

Canes gotta make room for Adam Fox right? That must mean they’re going to trade Faulk soon.....

Canes just signed Calvin De Haan, that must mean they’re going to trade Faulk soon.....

Canes just signed Chase Priskie, that must mean they’re going to trade Faulk soon.....

Canes just signed Jake Gardiner, that must mean they’re going to trade Faulk soon.....

Canes just signed Claesson, that must mean they’re going to trade Faulk soon.....

But one of these times it may be true and I can say I told you so.

 

[AD Skinner]

I heard that mother****er had like thirty goddamn dicks.

Did you ever see this guy's JFK video? So hilarious. All his stuff from this era is so great but in could never get into it once he was on adult swim. I think it was the move to actual fluid animation

 

[RibFrabcus]

Your pipeline can never be too full of D. There's always room for another one to cram in there.

Just need to make a few moves to make it fit

 

[NotOpie]

Ha ha..true. In fairness though, they have tried to trade Faulk, they just haven't succeeded.

The Canes just go too deep with their D

 

[HisIceness]

Acquire all the defense!

Smart strategy, acquire all the d-men so the rest of the league will have no d-men. 82-0 and 16-0 here we come! You jealous 1972 Miami Dolphins?

 

[Roboturner913]

The Canes just go too deep with their D

Depth is only one factor that goes into making a desirable D.

A D that is deep but has no real substance "heading things up" so to speak will not stimulate the team to greater and greater heights of victory.

 

[tarheelhockey]

Depth is only one factor that goes into making a desirable D.

A D that is deep but has no real substance "heading things up" so to speak will not stimulate the team to greater and greater heights of victory.

I agree, you can’t win if you don’t score. A big D is nice, but at the end of the day the purpose of the game is to get that O.

Fortunately, in our case we know how to use it.

 

[Anton Babchuk]

mods??​

 

[SlavinAway]

mods??​

Most
Outlandish
D
Squad

 

[HisIceness]

Most
Outlandish
D
Squad

This sounds like a good name for a Jack Black-led garage band.

 

[Lempo]

I agree, you can’t win if you don’t score. A big D is nice, but at the end of the day the purpose of the game is to get that O.

Fortunately, in our case we know how to use it.

Yes. Let's remember the goal is to finish ahead of the other guy.

 

[Lempo]

This sounds like a good name for a Jack Black-led garage band.

Or a Seattle Sockeyes novel.

 

[SlavinAway]

Or a Seattle Sockeyes novel.

I’d read it!

 

[Roboturner913]

I agree, you can’t win if you don’t score. A big D is nice, but at the end of the day the purpose of the game is to get that O.

Fortunately, in our case we know how to use it.

Also, you can't just go sending your D in full throttle, you have to probe around the other team's perimeters first and figure out where the soft spots are.

 

[Chrispy]

Canes traded for Dougie Hamilton. That must mean they’re going to trade Faulk soon....

Canes defense is really deep right? That must mean they’re going to trade Faulk soon....

Canes gotta make room for Adam Fox right? That must mean they’re going to trade Faulk soon.....

Canes just signed Calvin De Haan, that must mean they’re going to trade Faulk soon.....

Canes just signed Chase Priskie, that must mean they’re going to trade Faulk soon.....

Canes just signed Jake Gardiner, that must mean they’re going to trade Faulk soon.....

Canes just signed Claesson, that must mean they’re going to trade Faulk soon.....

The humor of this only escalated when I misread Claesson as Gleason.

 

[zman77]

 

[Navin R Slavin]

mods??​

Mods are complicit, post memes

(Yeah, this maybe went a little long... I mean... Sigh)

 

[MinJaBen]

I recently read a book where a side character had over 50 penises on his body.

That guy has no where near as much D as we do.

50-car pile up? Coincidence, I think not....

Hi Sara!

 

[Lempo]

Oh no she's been talking to some Finn and been let on that car is popularly referred to as 'the penis extension' in the old country.

 

[To Be Determined]

i must say, if a gentleman has fifty penises on his body then the other forty-nine guys must have crazy skinny legs and narrow hips.